FU to the chick next to my cube who chomps on concrete food all day

Oct 28, 2004
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:arrrh:anyone who knows about "pods" they are basically smaller cubicles with no walls and you share a desk surface with at least 2 other people you work with.

this chick constantly leaves her phone on LOUD and it blasts bon jovi every time it rings..which is constant and luckily she's never at her desk to answer it. even after we made it a joke she continues to leave it on loud and walk around all day.

anyway she also likes to chew on all cruchy food all day...and she doesn't realize or care there are two people within 2 feet of her that have to hear chrunch chrunch crunch chrunch chrunch crunch :arrrh:
chrunch chrunch crunch chrunch chrunch crunch :arrrh:
chrunch chrunch crunch chrunch chrunch crunch :arrrh:
chrunch chrunch crunch chrunch chrunch crunch :arrrh:

ALL FUCKING DAY LONG

hammer:::hammer:
 

blee

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Beat her in the face with her phone while it is ringing until all of her teeth are gone.
 

Creasy Bear

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Working in a "cubicle/pod" sort of arrangement is my idea of a living hell. I can't fucking stand human beings and being forced into a plastic box with a bunch of random hammerheads for 8+ hours a day... frick! I get the heebie jeebies just thinking about it. It must be like working in a living, breathing Dilbert comic.

I seriously don't know how anyone can stand it.
 

Sct Ptersns Twn

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I used to work in a mobile trailer on the waterfront of a shipyard. You could hear everything that happened in there.
We used to have one fat fuck in there that ate a "bag of rocks" every afternoon while we were winding down, writing engineering reports and shit from the day. God damn what memories you brought back for me.
 

Debbie1125

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I had a problem with the woman who sat on the other side of my cubicle. When she was eating she sounded worse than a cow chewing cud.

She also used to play Christian CDs all day sans a headset or earbuds....and singing along.

Thankfully she was transferred to another location. I still have to hear the guy who sits nearby bitching about telephone calls.
 

sbrainb

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Beat her in the face with her phone while it is ringing until all of her teeth are gone.
At lunch eat alot of undercooked baked beans and gas that bitch hard.
LOL!!! :haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

I'm also in a cube setup at work so I know all too well the horrors of office life.
 

Sinn Fein

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I can't imagine the hell of working in a call center or an office setup with cubicles/pods. I'd probably want to kill myself after the first week.
 

blee

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I want to kill myself just thinking if I worked in one. Outdoors and moving is what I like to do, even though it gets dirty, smelly, and/or cold.