FU to the fucko in the minivan

HummerTuesdays

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I hope you had fun slamming on your breaks. WTF were you trying to prove? You drive a fucking ford minivan for fucks sake. Next time, back the fuck off my bumper and I WILL drive faster than the speed limit. See, I paid attention in Drivers Ed, and was told that when someone was tailgating to increase the distance between myself & the car in front of me. Maybe if you had backed the fuck off I would have gone faster than the speed limit.
 

Joe Avezzano

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I wish I could get on board with this one as your anger is very intriguing, but I'm not sure what happened here.
 

Dopie Opie

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That time of the month I presume:action-sm
 

Ren5150

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I enjoy when people tailgate me. Hitting those brakes while looking in the mirror is a pisser. THey freak, slam on their brakes and come close to losing control.

Always a fun trip when they shit their pants.
 

Monstercloud

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You could of just said "Minivan" and we'd knew whoever was driving it was a fucko
 

PDX909

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And the asshole following you is always on the fucking mobile phone, or looking in their mirror at themselves, or shouting at their kids.. I had a dumb twat reading a book behind me yesterday... you should have seen the look on her face when I stood on the brakes.. fucking pricelss, wish I'd had a camera.
 

Monstercloud

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And the asshole following you is always on the fucking mobile phone, or looking in their mirror at themselves, or shouting at their kids.. I had a dumb twat reading a book behind me yesterday... you should have seen the look on her face when I stood on the brakes.. fucking pricelss, wish I'd had a camera.
When I was a kid, we got hit stopped by an asshole in a minivan doing 60. Caved the entire back end in.. his reason? "My kid was picking his nose" Kicker was his wife was in the back seat taking care of the situation...

One of his kids left in a stretcher..at that point i knew i was an asshole, as i was kind of glad..
 

poppAwoody

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but if so many people didn't hog the left lane doing their sunday best speed then less people would tailgate
 

MJMANDALAY

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A lot of them there Joos drive those minivans, just sayin.
 

HummerTuesdays

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I wish I could get on board with this one as your anger is very intriguing, but I'm not sure what happened here.
I didn't accelerate fast enough when the light turned green, and the prick in the minivan wouldn't get off my ass. So I kept a very safe driving distance between me & the car in front of me. The retard didn't know what it meant when I tapped my brakes, and when we came to the next red light (still with a lot of distance between me & the car in front) I did the quick brake slam, and he screeched to a halt. The fucko STILL didn't get it.

That time of the month I presume:action-sm
Nope. That's at least a week or two away. I just hate tailgaters, that's all. :action-sm
 
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Hate these fucks.. love to torture them. I usually push a little when I'm in the left lane, but some jack asses think tha the lane is soley for them to fly by at 80 mph. If I get that shit coming out of a light, I'll take the time to look both ways before I move through the next one.

And the idiots on the phone in the lane doing 60 on a major highway... fuck them. I come screaming up on their tail & drop back repeatidly. (only of they're going ridiculously slow) Love to see their heads look at the mirror and the phone go down.
 

The Phoenix

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Side roads and lights are another story but on the highway I don't give a shit if you THINK you're going fast enough. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!
If you're doing 80 and I'm doing 90, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!
No excuse to hold any one up on a multilane highway EVER.
 
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yeah, can you clarify, was it a multi lane road? could you get right and let the van pass? Maybe the driver had to take a shit and had Fez's disease and could only crap at home...Just get out of the way. If someone is willing to risk their own well being and yours don't double down and drive like an asshole too. Just get out of the way. Best bet the two of you cause an accident and fuck up everyones drive...
 

HummerTuesdays

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I RARELY drive in the left lane on a highway these days.

As for this incident, I was in the left of the 2 lanes and accelerated like a normal human being with the rest of the traffic and was going with the flow and keeping a safe following distance. HE was the fucking ass doing the tailgating.

And if he's got what you call the "Fez Disease" then there's not a chance he's gonna shit in the van, is there?

I hope he crashes into the back of a bus. Maybe then he'll learn his lesson.
 

seeinred

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I didn't accelerate fast enough when the light turned green, and the prick in the minivan wouldn't get off my ass. So I kept a very safe driving distance between me & the car in front of me. The retard didn't know what it meant when I tapped my brakes, and when we came to the next red light (still with a lot of distance between me & the car in front) I did the quick brake slam, and he screeched to a halt. The fucko STILL didn't get it.



Nope. That's at least a week or two away. I just hate tailgaters, that's all. :action-sm
I was going to say you were being a passive aggressive douchefuck for slowing down just because you were being tailgated. but since there was someone in front of you and this wasn't on the expressway, he was obviously in the wrong, and I wish you had made the guy lose control and hit a lightpost. :icon_mrgr
 

BGrant

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So was the flag/air freshener hanging off the rear view mirror Guatamalan, Salvadoran, or Venezuelan? Those fuckers love the old, banged up minivans.....