FU to the homeless guy that called me a bitch

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I was smoking outside penn station two nights ago and of course within 30 seconds of standing still i'm approached by a homeless man..asking me for money. Normally I don't because i've had issues where I gave homeless people money for phone calls or ride home and saw him on starbucks talking to a chick with a phone in his hand...(which at the time pissed me off because i didn't have a chick and he had a better phone than i did...)

but whatever..

i reach into my pocket and give this guy a dollar...to buy a hot dog. He asks me to bput it in his pocket...and i realize he's got one fucking arm. the other arm is holidng a bag. he's got a parka on so I (without touching him) push the dollar in, making sure to touch only the dollar. I leave it partly sticking out...because again...i do not want to touch him.

He gets closer to me..demanding me to put it into his pocket...i stand my ground and tell him i'm not putting my hand in his pocket. he gets what I could only say is "uppity" and moves closer demanding me to put this dollar sticking out of his pocket into his pocket....I reinforce..."i'm not putting my hand in your pocket man"

I abort at this point...throwing out by cig which I took 1 pull off of before this fucking brothers me and walk towards penn entrance from the corner of 34th and 7th and the homeless asshole precedes to call me a "fucking bitch" as loud as he can. I try to respond with "i gave you a dollar man" which he procedes with eyes of rage "fucking bitch keep walking" and starts to approach me as i walk towards the entrance.

seriously i hope that fucker gets hit by a bus....hope my dollar gave you something because there's no doubt it's gone.

vote obama so all crazy screaming one armed homeless guys can have some change.
 

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The homeless are like flies... they both eat shit and bother people.
 

Kris_LTRMa

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so the lesson learned is ... give up smoking and you won't have to stand outside Penn Station where they can bother you


:action-sm
 

THE FEZ MAN

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yep, and people call me an asshole for telling them to fuck off, and i carry a gun
 

CougarHunter

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You should have put the cigarette out in this fuckers eye.
 
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umm...they are not homeless because they are down on their luck, they are homeless becuase they are crazy fuckers
 

seeinred

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So you were scared of and ran away from a dude with 1 arm? :action-sm

In L.A. the homeless are fucking crazy too, all over the place. I was threatened on numerous occasions to give them money. I usually would give them the change from my pocket or whatever if they were cool, but if they were at all threatening I just walked away.
 

Creasy Bear

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I can't even imagine myself giving money to a homeless person. I'd sooner walk around the city hand-feeding french fries to the rats.

Tell them I don't have any money? What, like I owe these dirtbags an explanation?

Why is anyone encouraging the proliferation of these filthy vermin? Why?
 

jnoble

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but...but...

according to liberals and what I've seen on TV and movies all my life (like Home Alone 2), the homeless are just like you and me and perhaps smarter and wiser who have just been down on their luck because of something out of their control. :icon_roll

I once got into an argument with a college professor about the homeless...he was going on some cliched rant about the homeless were all victims of Reagan in the '80s and I pointed out how most of them in reality are drug addicts or alchoholic lunatics and he just accused me of blaming the victim and walked off to smoke a cigerette. LAME! :icon_cool
 

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according to liberals and what I've seen on TV and movies all my life (like Home Alone 2), the homeless are just like you and me and perhaps smarter and wiser who have just been down on their luck because of something out of their control. :icon_roll

I once got into an argument with a college professor about the homeless...he was going on some cliched rant about the homeless were all victims of Reagan in the '80s and I pointed out how most of them in reality are drug addicts or alchoholic lunatics and he just accused me of blaming the victim and walked off to smoke a cigerette. LAME! :icon_cool
Funny but without getting into the political aspect of it, I've had the same discussion with the director of our church's parish outreach program. I'm wrong for blaming them for their situation. I'm also wrong for blaming the illegal immigrants for being in their situation as well as far as the director is concerned.
 

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I dont understand why he couldnt put the bag down and hold his hand out and say fucking thanks like an appreciative human. maybe a swift punch in the throat would remind him other wise next time.
 

kloraferm

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It's a homeless dude. Who gives a fuck? What does he have going for himself except not being an abortion?
 

Newmania

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The simple solution would have been to just take the money back. Worst case scenario you'd have to fight a one armed homeless guy.
 

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I wonder if the fucker had an AIDS tainted hypodermic needle in his pocket? Maybe he was hoping you'd stick your hand on it so he could spread the joy.
 

Myhairygrundle

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You should have told him you were looking for the one armed man who killed your wife.