FU to thieves

Debbie1125

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#1
Whoever took my newspaper today, I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and DIE.

What's wrong.....can't you afford a lousy $1.50 to buy one of your own? Cheap bastards!!!!!!!

I realize it's only a newspaper but I HATE people who steal, no matter what the item stolen is.
 

weeniewawa

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#2
might be the lazy paperboy missed you. or papermiddleagedwomanintheminivan or whatever they might be. call circulations and they will run you out a new copy
 

MAV

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#3
sorry about your loss.

call your insurance agent, it should be covered under your homeowners policy or your umbrella policy :D
 

THE FEZ MAN

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dial 911
 

Debbie1125

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#6
I was just thinking how lame is it to steal a $1.50 paper. Why not go for something bigger and more valuable?

Guess it was a lazy thief.
 

Sinn Fein

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#8
Put the flowerpot with the red flag out on your balcony anyhow.






Lets see who gets this reference...
 

izzy izkowitz

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come on guys, it's more than just the buck and a half of the cost of the paper. there are valuable coupons. you can save 50 cents on jimmy dean sausage.
 

izzy izkowitz

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But not on the 16 oz. so those coupons are worthless to some of us
true, but it will get the overall per ounce price down to where it should be if the 16 were still available. and if'n you are boycotting the jimmy dean there still might be 35 cents off a pillsbury crescent roll tube and 75 centsoff cap'n cruch's christmas crunch.
 

Kris_LTRMa

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#12
do you know if there were any ads for a coupla t-bone steaks? and maybe there were a coupla dozen eggs on sale somewhere too? ;)
 

Debbie1125

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#13
Ever notice most of those coupons are not for anything worthwhile, and if they are you have to buy three of the item to get $1.00 off?
 

HummerTuesdays

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true, but it will get the overall per ounce price down to where it should be if the 16 were still available. and if'n you are boycotting the jimmy dean there still might be 35 cents off a pillsbury crescent roll tube and 75 centsoff cap'n cruch's christmas crunch.
Could be more than that. Some supermarkets double, and even occasionally TRIPLE coupons under $1.00.
 

Ronreddog

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#15
After reading this, I thought I would mention our recent episode. We live on the second floor in our apartment complex, and we have a balcony, with a staircase. We have a table with two chairs outside.

This is where we go to smoke. Well, I had left a ciagr lighter on the table, and a couple of cigar cutters, and Chrissy left her cigarettes out there. When we got up on Sunday morning, they were gone! Some kid must have came up while we were sleeping, and just took them. We assume it was a kid, cause they did not bother to take the Hoover Steam Vac that was out on the balcony.

WHAT THE F!
 

Debbie1125

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#16
After reading this, I thought I would mention our recent episode. We live on the second floor in our apartment complex, and we have a balcony, with a staircase. We have a table with two chairs outside.

This is where we go to smoke. Well, I had left a ciagr lighter on the table, and a couple of cigar cutters, and Chrissy left her cigarettes out there. When we got up on Sunday morning, they were gone! Some kid must have came up while we were sleeping, and just took them. We assume it was a kid, cause they did not bother to take the Hoover Steam Vac that was out on the balcony.

WHAT THE F!
Cigarettes are popular items for thieves around where I live. I read the police blotter weekly, and there are several home break ins where packs and boxes of cigarettes are taken. They're stolen out of cars too.
 

weeniewawa

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#17
with the taxes so high, soon they will be doing armed robbery for smokes. maybe the mob will even get into bootlegging them ;)