I was looking through my vacation pictures from last week(five warm days on a cruise ship in the carribean..if you have the means I highly recommend it.) , found this and got mad all over again. The wife and I were at a beach club in Cozumel. We left a deposit for an umbrella, tipped the guy that set it up, and set up far away from everyone. There was very few people around us. I go to play in the water. I come back about 20 minutes later and it looked like an AARP convention. This old bag of meat and her husband had set up so close to me that I couldn't lean back in my seat without crushing her legs. I couldn't figure out why because there was plenty of room elsewhere. No one else was being crowded up like this. See the guy leaning back in the picture, that's where thier chairs were supposed to be. They moved them to get closer to us. Well the mystery was solved when my wife asked me to adjust the umbrella that is clearly meant to cover only two people at the most. When I moved the umbrella the antique said "Excuse me..did you pay for that?" I said "Yes, I left a deposit and tipped the beach guy to set it up for me." She said, "Oh, my husband and I thought they were part of the beach, thats why we set up so close to it." and then proceeded to go back to her book. I wanted to choke her. She finally moved after I spent 10 minutes glaring at her. I took this picture by turning the camera around and putting just over the top of my head. Her hooves were just inches from me. If you've seen this story on a certain cruising board..yeah thats me under a different name.