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Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by Motor Head, May 13, 2012.

  1. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    I was eating at an Omaha steakhouse with my in-laws and wife. We're all enjoying our delicious meal when this seedy looking dude starts giving me hard looks and the circle of white trash with him all start talking shit. The usual stupid threats, "if it weren't for that badge and gun" comments. The manager told them to pay their check and leave, but they refused. The Omaha Police showed up about 5 minutes later and the tough talk stopped. I have no idea who he was, but it was funny watching them get escorted out. The Sgt came back in to talk to me. I guess I DUI'd him last year and it was his second offense. He also said an officer would follow him out to make sure they left the parking lot.

    I hate it when shit like this happens. You never know if somebody is going to go full retard.
     
  2. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    I've never had any desire to talk shit to a cop, I don't really understand that mentality. There's no good possible outcome.

    How did he even recognize you? All you pigs look the same to me. wavey

    Also, you go out to dinner in your uniform?
     
  3. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    People can be assholes.

    Glad it turned out ok.
     
  4. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I tried to wait until you got to the dessert course but fuck, you chew slow. Sorry.
     
  5. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    He wanted to be a tough guy for his friends/family is my best guess. I was wearing jeans and a polo shirt. It still sucked because it scared my wife. One cool thing was when the guy was talking shit, I casually reached down to my pistol and my father in law saw it and grabbed his cane. That tough old bird had my back.
     
  6. jnoble

    jnoble Lingering longer for a longering linger

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    You could've put your gun to his head and started in with some Jules Pulp Fiction lines..."Now normally your asses would be dead as fried chicken but you happened to catch me in a transitory period. I don't want to hurt you I want to help you"
    Then you have him go through your "Bad Motherfucker" wallet and count the money and tell him to keep it, you just bought his life.
     
  7. MACHINE1376

    MACHINE1376 Thin out the herd...

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    though I can understand your side of things and it as unfortunate, what did the guy do that warranted an escort or the police being called, or you reaching for your gun for that matter? They were talking amongst themselves from your story and not being a direct threat to you. I respect all my cop friends and what they do, but had that been me (and it often has been) managers would not give 2 shits about my comfort level until I am using that douchebag as a human baseball bat.
     
  8. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    I'm guessing the restaurant manager is the one that called the Omaha po-po's after he asked the people to leave and they refused. Just a wild guess. Motorhead didn't say though...............
     
  9. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    They were talking loud across a busy restaurant and their language was not appropriate for a dining room full of grandmas and children. The manager told them to quiet down. They kept talking shit to me, especially the guys wife. The manager, whom I know pretty well wasn't happy and told them to pay their check and leave. They refused, so he called OPD. I didn't do anything to stir the pot. I just calmly let my hand hover by my pistol in case it got stupid. Nobody in the restaurant out side of my father in law saw it, because of the tablecloth.

    I've been recognized off duty before. Most of the time, people are pretty cool.
     
  10. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    The guy wasn't that bad at first. He just blurted out something to get my attention. It was his wife that truly caused them to get kicked out. She wouldn't shut up and every other word out of her mouth was "fuck".
     
  11. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    I have a feeling that said white trash wasn't being quiet about their disapproval of MH to the point that the managerial staff of the establishment decided it would be best if they left, as they were the source of the problem.
     
  12. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    My dealings with the 5-0 have been very few, and consisted of me fucking up, them catching me. I don't hold it against them. Some people are incapable of admitting they bear some of the responsibility for their problems.
     
  13. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Completely agree with this. I've done some stupid shit also, and both during the incident and after I've always been courteous to the cops. Really the only time I have actually wanted to punch a cop was when he couldn't intimidate me to allow him into my friend's house where a party was going on, so he slammed me against the wall and patted me down. The entire time up to that point I was saying shit like "sorry sir, it's not my house and I don't feel like I have the authority to grant you entry".
     
  14. Badfinger

    Badfinger I shot the sheriff

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    For starters, the dick was probably wearing his hat in the restaurant.
     
  15. TravisRB69

    TravisRB69 Registered User

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    Should have called his bluff, put your badge, hat, and gun down and offered to step outside. In the extremely unlikely event that he didn't run away like a little bitch, I'm willing to bet you would have wasted him.
     
  16. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    why would he remember you just because you popped him for a DUI?

    he has bigger problems than remembering your face

    sounds like he will be remembering his next arresting officer for his upcoming DUI
     

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