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Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by Madness, Jan 30, 2013.

  1. Madness

    Madness Registered User

    Dec 9, 2004
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    This goes out to the mother fucking water company.

    The assholes want to look at the meter. So they randomly come to the house one day while I'm at work and leave a notice threatening to shut off my water if I don't let them in. Okay, whatever...

    So to start, their customer service people are only in during working hours. So it was a fucking pain to get ahold of them because you know, I work for a living. Then, these asses only come out during working hours so I have to take off work so one of them can come and look at it.

    Fastforward to today, take vacation for these idiots to show up...


    So I call, they say they'll send the night crew out. Well it's past 7 now and they still haven't shown up.

    Down a day of vacation and I've been essentially held hostage all day. Fuck them!
  2. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh

    Mar 10, 2006
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    I gots all them fancy new-fangled meters what shoots out the government mind control rays... water, gas, electricity ... it just beams the signals up to Moonjew Control, and then beams my Mass Murder Suicide! marching orders down at me.

    It's like living in The Fu-cha!

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