FU wood moulder #4

pooicide

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Last week I was at work running a wood moulder and the vacuum that sucks up the saw dust grabbed my glove and I ended up losing a finger...So id like to give a big FUCK YOU to wood moulder #4 for taking my finger.
 

gleet

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#4
Yeah, that mould is nasty stuff.
 

Joe Avezzano

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Personally I'd rather fuck Scully...
Ha Ha, Wood Mulder. This has to be the most specific FU that no one can relate to. Like if I said, "Fuck you Autodesk for adding osnaps inside point labels in Civil 3D 2008."

How awful to lose a finger though, as in lost forever? They couldn't reattach it? I too demand pictures.
 

abudabit

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How powerful was the vacuum? That sucks!

Meh, eh, mhmmm.
 

grail

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Ouch, that does suck. Post pics please.
 

thegreenninja

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Last week I was at work running a wood moulder and the vacuum that sucks up the saw dust grabbed my glove and I ended up losing a finger...So id like to give a big FUCK YOU to wood moulder #4 for taking my finger.
Let me guess... right pinky.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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you could hang out with pat from moonachi and count to 38
 
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Welcome aboard!

But still, no one can take the Captain hat from me.


Oh, and you're well on your way to being a 9er... You can post in my forum if you want too.

popa zoa!
 

Cunt Smasher

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I was watching ol' #4,I KNEW that fucker was up to no good,If I thought I could prove it I would have said something,possibly sparing your finger.Sorry,all I had to go on was the fact it had a kind of shifty look to it and some vague rumors I heard around the coffee pot.Bastard. Was it fired? Deserved more, but at least tell me it was sent packing? I have NEVER trusted them fucking moulders,you know,you hear the stories,the "moulder" jokes,but most people think it's just an unfair stereotype.I knew better.I just hope everybody else catches on to them before somebody gets killed. Send them back where they came from.Fucking foreign moulders taking jobs away from hard working,loyal AMERICAN moulders.
Sorry,I've got a little thing about moulders,my step-uncle-in-law lost an eye to one,never fully recovered, and was a homeless alcoholic the rest of his life.
 

pooicide

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I was watching ol' #4,I KNEW that fucker was up to no good,If I thought I could prove it I would have said something,possibly sparing your finger.Sorry,all I had to go on was the fact it had a kind of shifty look to it and some vague rumors I heard around the coffee pot.Bastard. Was it fired? Deserved more, but at least tell me it was sent packing? I have NEVER trusted them fucking moulders,you know,you hear the stories,the "moulder" jokes,but most people think it's just an unfair stereotype.I knew better.I just hope everybody else catches on to them before somebody gets killed. Send them back where they came from.Fucking foreign moulders taking jobs away from hard working,loyal AMERICAN moulders.
Sorry,I've got a little thing about moulders,my step-uncle-in-law lost an eye to one,never fully recovered, and was a homeless alcoholic the rest of his life.
this made me laugh pretty hard, thanks. I personally blame it on the fact that guy that i was working with didnt speak english, silly people working for less money
 

Razor Roman

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Wood Moulder is a cunt. There might be some chicks on the message board that would get turned on being diddled by that mutilated piece of steak though. Might work for your advantage... Make lemonade! Frrrrunkus!
 

pooicide

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Wood Moulder is a cunt. There might be some chicks on the message board that would get turned on being diddled by that mutilated piece of steak though. Might work for your advantage... Make lemonade! Frrrrunkus!
there are 6 r's in Frrrrrrunkis
 

THE FEZ MAN

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that looks like it stings