I enjoy writing, but I don't like being told what to write. I can bullshit pretty easily in certain classes, but anything with research, I can't fucking do. I'm not going to subject myself to something I don't enjoy. Right now I am bullshitting a paper at the last minute for a class. It's a pretty easy paper. 4 pages, double spaced, no biggy. It's about American Health. This is perfect, because the professor is a fatty. I can't even tell you how many subtle fat bashings I've put in this paper. OK, this one is actually kind of fun just because of how creative I'm getting with fat jokes in a midterm essay. But any other writing assignment is stupid. Why would the professor want to read 100-some-odd 4-page papers and grade each one of them??? Stick to tests, stupid, and don't make me come to class.