FU Writing Assignments

ShooterMcGavin

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I enjoy writing, but I don't like being told what to write. I can bullshit pretty easily in certain classes, but anything with research, I can't fucking do. I'm not going to subject myself to something I don't enjoy.

Right now I am bullshitting a paper at the last minute for a class. It's a pretty easy paper. 4 pages, double spaced, no biggy. It's about American Health.

This is perfect, because the professor is a fatty.

I can't even tell you how many subtle fat bashings I've put in this paper.

OK, this one is actually kind of fun just because of how creative I'm getting with fat jokes in a midterm essay.

But any other writing assignment is stupid. Why would the professor want to read 100-some-odd 4-page papers and grade each one of them???

Stick to tests, stupid, and don't make me come to class.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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How the hell are you going to make it in the real world when your boss assigns you something you don't like? "whaa"
 

ShooterMcGavin

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How the hell are you going to make it in the real world when your boss assigns you something you don't like? "whaa"
There's a difference.

I'm not getting paid to write essays:icon_mrgr
 

Creasy Bear

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There's a difference.

I'm not getting paid to write essays:icon_mrgr
No... you are PAYING to write essays.

Jump through the hoops, get your degree, and move on. Education isn't about enjoyment.

Again... don't forget... you are PAYING for this.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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No... you are PAYING to write essays.

Jump through the hoops, get your degree, and move on. Education isn't about enjoyment.

Again... don't forget... you are PAYING for this.

In all fairness, his parents are paying for it.
 

Creasy Bear

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In that case... I double dare you to tell your dad what you just told us. Tell him how you decided to insult your professor because he gave you an assignment that you didn't consider "fun".

G'wan and tell 'em... g'wan... I double dog dare you.
 

Kris_LTRMa

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Whether you hate researching or not, it's a part of life so you might as well get used to it. There are other ways of gauging what a student has learned besides testing. Testing is to make sure you're retaining the lectures & text work. Your prof is teaching you to learn independently.

Just do the work and be grateful that your parents are financing your future. A lot of us had to do it on our own.
 

ShooterMcGavin

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In that case... I double dare you to tell your dad what you just told us. Tell him how you decided to insult your professor because he gave you an assignment that you didn't consider "fun".

G'wan and tell 'em... g'wan... I double dog dare you.
First, its a she.

Second, why would I tell him that?

One of two things happens when I put jokes in a paper:

1. The professor puts notes in the margins that say, "funny," or something of the sort.

2. The professor says, "See me," and tells me about his or her concern for my sick, dark comedy, as if having a broad sense of humor makes someone mentally unstable. Fuckin morons.