FU you to my sister.

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[venting] Sorry I called you on your cruise! Sorry, you self important cunt! Sorry, I take care of our parents when you could care less. I sell my belongings to feed them, while you hang up on them when they call you![/venting]
You telling me "I'm in the middle of my vacation..make it quick" well, that got to me. I told you "Dad died last night." I am sure you spared no expense to get to Scranton Avoca airport. I hope you almost died when he met you at the gate.
 

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The best way to kill your zombie father is a bullet directly in the brain. That or fire.
 

NuttyJim

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Sorry for your loss.
 

Mags

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[venting] Sorry I called you on your cruise! Sorry, you self important cunt! Sorry, I take care of our parents when you could care less. I sell my belongings to feed them, while you hang up on them when they call you![/venting]
You telling me "I'm in the middle of my vacation..make it quick" well, that got to me. I told you "Dad died last night." I am sure you spared no expense to get to Scranton Avoca airport. I hope you almost died when he met you at the gate.
couldn't care less, Sir.

Sorry about your Dad.
 

fletcher

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Sorry for your loss.

Nothing makes cunts cuntier than having to deal with family tragedy. My brother basically asked "So how much am I getting?" not long after my father died. I hope there is a special place in hell for people like that.
 

Creasy Bear

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I told you "Dad died last night." I am sure you spared no expense to get to Scranton Avoca airport. I hope you almost died when he met you at the gate.
Wait a tick... am I not reading this right? Is Dad alive or dead?

How did dead Dad meet your sister at the airport gate?
 

fletcher

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Wait, so Hudsons dad is still alive and it was a trick to fuck with his sister? I just chalked the confusing post to being a 1am grammatical error. I take back my condolences.
 
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I'm going to save my condolences until we find out if his dad really died or not. I don't just hand these things out ya know.
 

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Only thing that could make that trick better is if he really does die on the next cruise and she doesn't believe you.
 

Biff Hardslab

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You haven't told us what was so important that you had to interrupt her vacation. Cell phone rates are very high on a cruise ship.
 

Haeder

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This is a first order asshole move to pull on your sister. Bra-vo to you Hudson.
 

steve500

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What cruise line? Also, what did she do with the groceries?