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FU you to my sister.

Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by Hudson, May 8, 2013.

  1. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    [venting] Sorry I called you on your cruise! Sorry, you self important cunt! Sorry, I take care of our parents when you could care less. I sell my belongings to feed them, while you hang up on them when they call you![/venting]
    You telling me "I'm in the middle of my vacation..make it quick" well, that got to me. I told you "Dad died last night." I am sure you spared no expense to get to Scranton Avoca airport. I hope you almost died when he met you at the gate.
     
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  2. Jacuzzi Billy

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    I blame the cruise.
     
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  3. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    She's a cunt on the global level. She's trying to get control of my father's accounts.
     
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  4. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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  5. mrbucket75

    mrbucket75 Registered User

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    Sorry about your Dad.
     
  6. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    The best way to kill your zombie father is a bullet directly in the brain. That or fire.
     
  7. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

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    Sorry for your loss.
     
  8. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    couldn't care less, Sir.

    Sorry about your Dad.
     
  9. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Sorry for your loss.

    Nothing makes cunts cuntier than having to deal with family tragedy. My brother basically asked "So how much am I getting?" not long after my father died. I hope there is a special place in hell for people like that.
     
  10. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Condolences to you.
     
  11. Creasy Bear

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    Wait a tick... am I not reading this right? Is Dad alive or dead?

    How did dead Dad meet your sister at the airport gate?
     
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  12. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    He had a couple buddies give him a ride.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Ballbuster1

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    God damn Hudson that was a brilliant move.

    I take my hand off to you sir.
     
  14. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Wait, so Hudsons dad is still alive and it was a trick to fuck with his sister? I just chalked the confusing post to being a 1am grammatical error. I take back my condolences.
     
  15. Master Paux

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    I'm going to save my condolences until we find out if his dad really died or not. I don't just hand these things out ya know.
     
  16. Hudson

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    oh no he's alive...and sis is pissed
     
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  17. Creasy Bear

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    That is way fucked up.

    You and your undead dad are wackbag kind of people.

    Kudos to you sick bastards.
     
  18. Mags

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    Hudson get dad on here ASAP.
     
  19. Jacuzzi Billy

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    Only thing that could make that trick better is if he really does die on the next cruise and she doesn't believe you.
     
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  20. crippledalbino

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    Hudson's a good egg.

    And he totally swallows.

    Your sister fucking deserved it, fuck her.
     
  21. Biff Hardslab

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    You haven't told us what was so important that you had to interrupt her vacation. Cell phone rates are very high on a cruise ship.
     
  22. stevethrower

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    Is your sister younger or older then you btw?
     
  23. Haeder

    Haeder South Dakota

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    This is a first order asshole move to pull on your sister. Bra-vo to you Hudson.
     
  24. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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  25. steve500

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    What cruise line? Also, what did she do with the groceries?
     

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