Fuck bees. Fuck bees in their fucking bee holes.

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I fucking hate bees.

Thousands of bees attack couple, horses in Pantego

By Jessamy Brown

jessamybrown@star-telegram.com

PANTEGO — For the past few weeks, Kristen Beauregard had noticed bees near her home and had tried in vain to get rid of them.

The bees would fly in and out of a shed in the backyard of the rental property on Miller Lane, but she had no idea of the danger that was buzzing inside.

Wednesday evening, as Beauregard was exercising one of her two miniature horses, thousands of angry bees attacked her, her boyfriend and the horses. Beauregard was stung about 200 times and her boyfriend 50. The two horses were stung so much that they did not survive.

“They were chasing us down, they were following us,” she said. “We swept up piles and piles of them. ... It was like a bad movie.”

The couple doesn’t know what caused the swarm of bees — estimated 30,000 — to leave their hive and attack. The bees are being tested to find out whether they are Africanized bees, also known as “killer bees” for their aggressive behavior.

Beauregard, 44, is healing from the stings and praising emergency workers for braving the attack and trying to save animals.

Beauregard said she noticed nothing out of the ordinary as she exercised Trump, a Shetland pony, until he started jumping and kicking. Suddenly, a dark cloud of bees appeared and began stinging both of them. When efforts to swipe the bees off failed, she jumped into the pool and Trump followed.

“It got all dark, like it was nighttime there were so many bees,” she said. “We were trying to stand up in the water but every time we stuck our heads out for air, they would cover us and start stinging us. We were trying to breathe and they were stinging us in the face and in the nose.”

She escaped into the house, with bees flying behind her and crashing into windows. Horrified, she watched Trump frantically run all over the yard, rubbing against bushes to wipe off the bees and stumbling. Her boyfriend, whom she declined to identify, called 911 as the bees overwhelmed Trump and a second horse, Chip.

“It looked like they were moving because they were so covered in bees,” Beauregard said, breaking into tears. “It just looked like they were shimmering because the bees were on them and stinging them.”

Firefighters put on their gear and headed to the backyard, squirting foam to clear out the clouds of bees. They were able drag the distressed animals into a pasture, where police and paramedics —some wearing their uniform shirts without extra protection — worked to try to save the horses, injecting medicine to treat allergic reactions and giving “massive doses of Benadryl,” an antihistamine. One worker administered oxygen to the horses through a face mask, Beauregard said.

Police and fire crews, some of whom own horses, called buddies and veterinarians for advice on treating the horses. They checked Beauregard’s eyes and pulled stingers out of her body, but she refused to go to a hospital. Officials stayed with the couple late into the evening.

Chip, a 6-year-old show horse, died shortly before Mansfield equine veterinarian Patricia Tersteeg arrived at about 10 p.m. Trump was loaded onto a trailer and spent the night at her clinic.

Tersteeg had to sedate Trump because he was so agitated and his eyes were swollen shut. She treated Trump with a series of drugs, but he died early Friday.

“He had so much swelling in his face, he must have kept his face above water to breathe. That’s where all the bee stings concentrated,” Tersteeg said. “He was so overwhelmed by bites that his body could not handle it. That’s way too much for any 250 pound mammal to survive.”

In addition to the horses, the bees killed five hens. A sixth has stingers all over her body and her eyes were swollen shut. The couple’s dog was stung several times, too.

A beekeeper disposed of the hive and a sample of the bees was sent to experts to determine whether they were Africanized honey bees, also called “killer bees,” said Barry Reeves, Pantego assistant police chief.

“A beekeeper disposed of the bees yesterday morning due to the fact that they were aggressive,” Reeves said. “We were told it was a hybrid honey bee.”

The whole ordeal, said Beauregard, has been “incredibly painful.”

The only place Beauregard wasn’t stung was on her feet, which were protected by shoes. And at first, her heart was racing, keeping her awake all of Wednesday night, but that improved by Thursday morning and now she is sore, can hardly move her muscles and has bumps all over, even on her eyelids. She’s treating herself with Benadryl.

Looking back, she worries about what could have happened if the bees had attacked residents of the nursing home next door.

“I want everyone to know if you see bees on your property it needs to be taken care of immediately,” Beauregard said. “We did not disturb the hive. We were nowhere near it.”

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they are Africanized bees, also known as “killer bees” for their aggressive behavior.
That figgers.
 

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So the lazy twat "tried" to get rid of the bees yet never did anything about the bees going in and out of the shed.

She got her ponies killed.
 

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I fucking hate yellow jackets. In the woods, they build their nests in holes in the ground. I've stepped on so many of those fucking things while running the chainsaw, and I can't hear them so by the time I get stung for the first time, they're really active and I'll get stung 10 more times before I can get away.
 

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The bees would fly in and out of a shed in the backyard of the rental property on Miller Lane, but she had no idea of the danger that was buzzing inside.
Sounds like the danger was probably bees.
For the past few weeks, Kristen Beauregard had noticed bees near her home and had tried in vain to get rid of them.
Did she try reasoning with them?
 
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I fucking hate yellow jackets. In the woods, they build their nests in holes in the ground. I've stepped on so many of those fucking things while running the chainsaw, and I can't hear them so by the time I get stung for the first time, they're really active and I'll get stung 10 more times before I can get away.
I hit a nest with the brush hog... never ran so fast in my life... they were uber pissed off.
 

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I have a large football shaped bee's nest that built itself under the overhang to the basement steps here at my apartment. I'd love nothing more to shoot it up with a paintball gun from a safe distance and run around the corner of the building but I don't want to risk getting my neighbors hurt when they come out all pissed off. Not only that but I'd have to wait awhile until I could go back inside my place because my door is right above it on the steps.
 

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I hate the ones that go in the logs. I'll go walk at the state park and kick one of those fuckers every now and again. Awful. No way to run or hide. You just have
to run like hell and hope they only sting you 10 times.
 

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We used to have an actual real life bee expert, but he was a dirty fucking Canadian.
 

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I hate the ones that go in the logs. I'll go walk at the state park and kick one of those fuckers every now and again. Awful. No way to run or hide. You just have
to run like hell and hope they only sting you 10 times.

I read that if you get attacked in or near the woods run through and between the trees. Bees don't have very good eyesight and the trees will confuse some of them trying to follow you
 

Cunt Smasher

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I was out playing with my .22, and shot an old console radio thing from short range that my grandpa had thrown away in his little trash dump on the farm, it had a wasp nest in it, I got stung about 9 times in the face. Not pleasant.
 

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I was out playing with my .22, and shot an old console radio thing from short range that my grandpa had thrown away in his little trash dump on the farm, it had a wasp nest in it, I got stung about 9 times in the face. Not pleasant.
Did they help improve your complexion?
 

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I read that if you get attacked in or near the woods run through and between the trees. Bees don't have very good eyesight and the trees will confuse some of them trying to follow you
I'm pretty sure that's grizzly bears
 
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So the lazy twat "tried" to get rid of the bees yet never did anything about the bees going in and out of the shed.

She got her ponies killed.
Actually smaller then a pony... like great Dane but fatter.... you could transport it in the back of a car if you wanted... I.have seen it done for some of animal helper obese they take into hospitals etc...

 

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Actually smaller then a pony... like great Dane but fatter.... you could transport it in the back of a car if you wanted... I.have seen it done for some of animal helper obese they take into hospitals etc...

What a shitty horse-thing.

I hope it got beat up in equine school.