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Fuck bees. Fuck bees in their fucking bee holes.

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Jul 29, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I fucking hate bees.

     
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  2. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    That figgers.
     
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  3. gorram

    gorram ;)

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  4. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    So the lazy twat "tried" to get rid of the bees yet never did anything about the bees going in and out of the shed.

    She got her ponies killed.
     
  5. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    I fucking hate yellow jackets. In the woods, they build their nests in holes in the ground. I've stepped on so many of those fucking things while running the chainsaw, and I can't hear them so by the time I get stung for the first time, they're really active and I'll get stung 10 more times before I can get away.
     
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  6. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    Sounds like the danger was probably bees.
    Did she try reasoning with them?
     
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  7. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Should have tossed them a basketball.
     
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  8. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    I hit a nest with the brush hog... never ran so fast in my life... they were uber pissed off.
     
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  9. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    Don't you mean a...

    B-Ball?

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. jnoble

    jnoble Lingering longer for a longering linger

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    I have a large football shaped bee's nest that built itself under the overhang to the basement steps here at my apartment. I'd love nothing more to shoot it up with a paintball gun from a safe distance and run around the corner of the building but I don't want to risk getting my neighbors hurt when they come out all pissed off. Not only that but I'd have to wait awhile until I could go back inside my place because my door is right above it on the steps.
     
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  11. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    I hate the ones that go in the logs. I'll go walk at the state park and kick one of those fuckers every now and again. Awful. No way to run or hide. You just have
    to run like hell and hope they only sting you 10 times.
     
  12. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    We used to have an actual real life bee expert, but he was a dirty fucking Canadian.
     
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  13. jnoble

    jnoble Lingering longer for a longering linger

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    I read that if you get attacked in or near the woods run through and between the trees. Bees don't have very good eyesight and the trees will confuse some of them trying to follow you
     
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  14. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    I was out playing with my .22, and shot an old console radio thing from short range that my grandpa had thrown away in his little trash dump on the farm, it had a wasp nest in it, I got stung about 9 times in the face. Not pleasant.
     
  15. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Did they help improve your complexion?
     
  16. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    No, it was a bit red and puffy.
     
  17. Jambi

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    Bees don't have A-holes?
     
  18. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    No, but wackbag does.
    Badump-dump. :)
     
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  19. Mommadeez4u

    Mommadeez4u Bastard coated bastard w/ bastard filling

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    I'm pretty sure that's grizzly bears
     
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  20. Mags

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    Oh that @Beeman faggot? Yeah, I remember him.







    :action-sm:
     
  21. bill333

    bill333 Go Screw!

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    She could have just simply asked them to buzz off



    booooooooooooooooooooo, you suck, boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
  22. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Actually smaller then a pony... like great Dane but fatter.... you could transport it in the back of a car if you wanted... I.have seen it done for some of animal helper obese they take into hospitals etc...

    [​IMG]
     
  23. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    What a shitty horse-thing.

    I hope it got beat up in equine school.
     

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