Fuck Charlie Sheen

#1
I'm sick of reading about Charlie Sheen fucking porn stars during coke parties.
A.) I'm jealous
B.) It's undeserved.

If I'm reading article after article of say Larry David balls deep in pornstars with coke, I'd respect that.
He's earned it.

That awful Two and a Half Men money is going straight to whores and blow, with 0 repercussions. I thought you couldn't have Coke, or prostitutes.
I want to go buy a couple pounds of coke, call up my favorite pornstars and make a weekend out of it, but I'm not Charlie Sheen. Just shooting wives, abusing other people.

God Damn it...

These are apparently the latest (What is it, 3rd or 4th porn/blow party?) whores.
1 hot, 1 Meh


 

Mags

A.K.A. Chad
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#2
I really don't see the problem.
 
#3
The problem is I wish it were me... But If I did these things I would probably be in jail.

And he's using his CBS blood money
 

Mags

A.K.A. Chad
Donator
#4
You could prolly afford coke & hookers. I wouldn't do the hotel thing though.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#5
The dude can't handle his shit when he's had too much. Charlie should hire a coke coach at this late stage in his 'career'.
 

Mags

A.K.A. Chad
Donator
#6
Charlie dies, cops find his looted corpse in a posh hotel room.
 

WhiteHonkyDevil

El hombre de los moleculos!
#7
So...it's ok if if the writer behind Seinfeld were to do it, but the star of Wall Street and Platoon hasn't earned it?

Charlie Sheen has been banging porn stars since wunderjuden was a writer on the worst season of SNL...this is nothing new.
 

kloraferm

Humor is reason gone mad
#8
Nice work if you can get it. Although I wouldn't be all that surprised if we read about him dead in the near future.
 

Off-White-Power

High maintenance, low tolerance
#11
The first one has deformed legs with spots and the second is just plain nasty. Just my opinion. Back to your male fantasies and wishful thinking ... :)
 

Voodoo Ben

The African Dream
#13
i'm hoping that he will die so 2 & A Half Men will stop.

and then i hope that John Cryer will get busted for having child porn.
 
#14
I couldn't give a shit about him , he doesn't affect my life



wait is it effect or affect?

fuckit
 

whiskeyguy

PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.
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#16
I couldn't give a shit about him , he doesn't affect my life



wait is it effect or affect?

fuckit
Worst fucking distinction in the English language in my opinion. I think "effect" = result (usually direct), "affect" = influence (rather than cause)

How would black people moving in next door affect the housing prices of the neighborhood?

When the black guy robbed me, the effect was I had less money.

You probably didn't really care, but I'm bored.
 
#17
Worst fucking distinction in the English language in my opinion. I think "effect" = result (usually direct), "affect" = influence (rather than cause)

How would black people moving in next door affect the housing prices of the neighborhood?

When the black guy robbed me, the effect was I had less money.

You probably didn't really care, but I'm bored.
you mean wouldn't care ;)

[video=youtube;Oh5ulWTq3zE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh5ulWTq3zE[/video]

Yes, I fell into your little trap
 
#18
Me neither. CBS shouldn't either. Supposedly the guy has always been to work on time, never under the influence and does his job.
From WWTDD

Charlie Sheen will reportedly be in rehab for the next three months (note: never gonna happen) which would mean the 8 remaining episodes of this seasons Two and a Half Men won’t get made, which could cost Warner Brothers up to 250 million dollars in revenue.

And this is why you don’t hire people who see a brick of cocaine as a dare.
Oh and then there’s this…

"Three hundred crew members are reportedly concerned about losing their pay checks as they were allegedly only “partially compensated” when production went on hiatus last February for Sheen’s previous rehab stint."

Ok, forget all that and let’s focus on HOLY SHIT that crappy show makes 250 million dollars? Why? How? Why? It’s unbearable. Jesus if that thing came on and I couldn’t find the remote i would just start throwing my shoe and end tables at the TV to break it if need be.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#21
TMZ is reporting Charlie will be rehabbing at home with experts brought in...
 

DJ Evel Ed

SativaCross.com
#23
This will only help the ratings. I love watching people crash & burn, rally, crash & burn, rally, crash & burn, rally, die







rally
 

Mother Shucker

I'm over here now.
#24
The show is actually kind of funny. I do not watch sit-coms in general, but when my wife has it on, it is one of the few shows she watches that I will sit and watch.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#25
Never had the desire to punish myself watching a shitcom with John Cryer in it.
 
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