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Fuck flip flops!

Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by Jambi, Jun 21, 2011.

  1. Jambi

    Jambi Infidel

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    What the fuck? I can't wear these fucking things... you have to curl your toes when you walk or the motherfuckers FLY OFF YOUR FEET! If I get distracted by something shiny, they fly off my feet and I look like an asshole! Go fuck yourself, flip-flops..... you cunts.
     
  2. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    A guy should never wear flip flops. Ever.
     
  3. pink soccer

    pink soccer I bring nothing to the table

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    I disagree, sirs.

    I love flip flops. I never have problems wearing them even though I have fred flinstone feet. I'd wear them every day if I could.
     
  4. Jambi

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    This is Florida, that macho shit may work in Jersey but it's 100 fucking degrees here. And when boating I need something that slips on and off easily, and the fucking sneakers are starting to stink.
     
  5. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    This. If I ever become President, I'm signing a law that states men can't can't wear flip flops or any other open toed footwear in public. The same goes for women with ugly feet.
     
  6. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    I tried wearing those things once when I was in high school and that in between the toe part hurt the fuck out of my feet. I came back to my senses and went back to using footwear of an American man.
     
  7. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    The worst flip flop offenders are the douches riding motorcycles with a wife beater, shorts, and fag flops.
     
  8. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    It aint macho shit, sir. You have alternatives to sneakers when boating that arent flip flops.
     
  9. Jacuzzi Billy

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    I try to never wear shoes with laces. Love Flip Flops, Clogs, and Vibrams.
     
  10. BOZ29

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    Flip flops are OK. Crocs are ghey.
     
  11. fletcher

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    Cool choice.
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  12. Jacuzzi Billy

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    I prefer all white.
     
  13. Fustercluck

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    never wore them till i moved to arizona. my girlfriend bought me a pair and now i wear them 10 months out of the year. i recommend these, they have a little padding and they grip wet surfaces well around a pool or whatever.

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  14. Jambi

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    I hated the thing between the toes so my wife got me a pair with the criss-cross shit across the front of the foot but the pieces of shit still fly off my feet. I am trying to like them.... but they KEEP COMING OFF MY FEET! If I don't concentrate on my feet the entire time I'm walking, the motherfuckers come off and I stumble!
     
  15. Jacuzzi Billy

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    You could always go with Tevas and socks.
     
  16. Fustercluck

    Fustercluck Registered User

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    i tried wearing them in college, had me a pair of birkenstocks maaaaaaaan, fucking things always fell off. I think the arizona heat causes the bottom of my feet to sweat just enough to get a little water suction between my footies and the flop.




    Keen Newports. what i wear when camping. great for wading thru steams and if need be you can run in them.

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  17. Jambi

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    I think that's what I'm looking for... something that slips on and off easily and isn't going to get stinky... and doesn't FALL THE FUCK OFF WHEN YOU'RE WALKING! :)
     
  18. LZMF1

    LZMF1 Semi-Eviscerated

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    i wear flip-flops all year round. i can tell you this: the shitty cheap ones don't stay on your feet well. reef, teva and a few others are "expensive" for flip-flops but they stay on your feet very well and last forever. if ya really wanna go crazy get a pair of these. i have a pair and they may look silly but wow are they comfy as hell.
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  19. George Costanza

    George Costanza All Hail the Dragonslayer.

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    My brother has those and he says their great for running. They look really cool.
    As far as flip flops or sandals I never wear em. I don't like having my foot open to the world with no protection. Even if it's a hundred degrees my feet don't sweat. Seems like whenever I wore those things the lack of protection caused me to hurt my toes.
     
  20. lajikal

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    No one can pull off flip flops not even Jesus, he had o.g. Sandals. Flip flops are annoying, I would chop the feet off progressives wearing crocs or fingershoes if permitted.
     
  21. NoSurviivors

    NoSurviivors fmeinthea

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    Ew. Way to bring the 65+ crowd in.
     
  22. lajikal

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  23. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Context. Learn it.
     
  24. Voss's Tumor

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    ITT: People who don't know about Reefs: (I'm wearing a pair right now)

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    Once you get used to a good pair of Reefs, you can run in them, pretty much everything you can do in regular shoes (obviously not as fast), but I honestly don't even think about them, they're just comfortable and stable for me.

    I've thought about getting some Keens, Merril makes some good shit too, though the stink factor isn't great in them.
     
  25. Voss's Tumor

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    I also used to wear the hell out of these when I was an athlete. So much easier to just wear shorts and these to the locker room since I was just putting on pads and skates/cleats anyway. Very popular with soccer guys too.

    I always preferred the ones with the little rubber nobs in the top, like this:

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    Anyway, flip flops rule. If you disagree, you're a racist homophobe who worships Hitler.
     

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