Tounge puncher of fart boxes
So I sold my friends boss my Mossberg 590 in excellent condition only took it out shooting once since I bought it for $300 which I feel is a fair price. Apparently he talked to a guy who says it's only worth $150 and is all sorts of pissed off. I offered to buy it back for $150 to really show him how annoyed I was with him. Now he's blowing up my cell phone.... Oh god do I wish I still owned it so I could blow his fucking face off.