"Fuck it" Breakfast

ShooterMcGavin

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Unusual breakfast foods because you just said fuck it.

I had a slice of my mother's birthday cake this morning. Both my dad and my sister got a cake so I took the extra one. Birthday cake for breakfast. And it ain't even my fuckin birthday.
 

fletcher

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I had a slice of your mom's pie for breakfast.
 

ShooterMcGavin

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I had a slice of your mom's pie for breakfast.
I heard about your mother jokes. The kids have been doing them recently. I find them offensive and degrading. But it's the hip new thing so I guess we have to accept it.
 

fletcher

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They are catching on in a big big way.

And Ive had left over birthday cake for breakfast. Its not that weird.
 

the Streif

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Shooters mom once made me a whole warm apple pie with a quart of Ben and Jerry's Vanilla Bean ice cream and a cup of coffee one time. It was nice.
 

whiskeyguy

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When I'm hungover, twice a month or so I'll go to a small Mexican restraint in a gas station here in town and get steak burritos... usually at around 6 or 7 am when they open.
 

LiddyRules

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Cold chinese food with still warm rice (I hate reheating rice be it white or brown) and a re-heated egg roll or whatever appetizer you have torn up and mixed into the bowl.

Hot Pockets (though I prefer Lean Pockets). During the day, night, whatever I despise the thing. But closing out the night at 6 in the morning famished and too lazy to make even eggs, throw a Pocket in the toaster oven, maybe add a couple of fries, put it on a plate with barbecue sauce. Boom.

Pancakes.
 

fletcher

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Im just upset the Shooter's mom jokes didnt catch on. Eh, whatever.
 

Pumpsie Green

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Back when I was a fat unlaid high schooler I once ate half a can of cream cheese frosting for breakfast.
 

chumpy

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When I'm hungover, twice a month or so I'll go to a small Mexican restraint in a gas station here in town and get steak burritos... usually at around 6 or 7 am when they open.
What kind of restraint? Bungee or just good rope?
 

jimmyslostchin

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I'm putting that on the menu for my new pizza place in Chelsea.
You have any....yeah alright we get it.

I did the leftover Chinese food thing for breakfast today. It's always easier to do that when you wake up close to noon.
 

flyerfan116

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Back in my single/drinking days, many-a weekend morning was started off with a cheese steak and pretzels, we'd drink all night end up over in Philly hit Pats for some steaks (one there and one brought home for breakfast) then hit federal street pretzels and get them hot out of the oven...good times
 

phillyfranko

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Back in my single/drinking days, many-a weekend morning was started off with a cheese steak and pretzels, we'd drink all night end up over in Philly hit Pats for some steaks (one there and one brought home for breakfast) then hit federal street pretzels and get them hot out of the oven...good times
Yeah, been there done that...I still get 2 cheeseteaks after concerts/sporting events...one for there and one for breakfast or lunch next day. Tony Lukes breakfast on a roll rules too...
 

CougarHunter

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One of my fuck it breakfasts this week consisted of half a cold can of spinach, right out of the refrigerator, and a quesdilla.

I get up at 4am, and the last fucking thing on my mind is putting forth effort to feed myself.