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"Fuck it" Breakfast

Discussion in 'Wackbag's Mean Cusine' started by ShooterMcGavin, Jul 15, 2011.

  1. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Unusual breakfast foods because you just said fuck it.

    I had a slice of my mother's birthday cake this morning. Both my dad and my sister got a cake so I took the extra one. Birthday cake for breakfast. And it ain't even my fuckin birthday.
     
  2. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I had a slice of your mom's pie for breakfast.
     
  3. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    I heard about your mother jokes. The kids have been doing them recently. I find them offensive and degrading. But it's the hip new thing so I guess we have to accept it.
     
  4. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    They are catching on in a big big way.

    And Ive had left over birthday cake for breakfast. Its not that weird.
     
  5. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Pizza's great for breakfast. If Shooter's mom heats it up for you it's a real treat.
     
  6. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Shooters mom once made me a whole warm apple pie with a quart of Ben and Jerry's Vanilla Bean ice cream and a cup of coffee one time. It was nice.
     
  7. Jef Leppard

    Jef Leppard 4/5 ths

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    half-a-sandwich
     
  8. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Left over chink Lo-Mein.
     
  9. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    I have chicken noodle soup almost every day for breakfast.
     
  10. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    When I'm hungover, twice a month or so I'll go to a small Mexican restraint in a gas station here in town and get steak burritos... usually at around 6 or 7 am when they open.
     
  11. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Cold chinese food with still warm rice (I hate reheating rice be it white or brown) and a re-heated egg roll or whatever appetizer you have torn up and mixed into the bowl.

    Hot Pockets (though I prefer Lean Pockets). During the day, night, whatever I despise the thing. But closing out the night at 6 in the morning famished and too lazy to make even eggs, throw a Pocket in the toaster oven, maybe add a couple of fries, put it on a plate with barbecue sauce. Boom.

    Pancakes.
     
  12. icculus1284

    icculus1284 Registered User

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    Cold hot wings on occasion.
     
  13. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Is this an ironic oxymoron or what?
     
  14. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Im just upset the Shooter's mom jokes didnt catch on. Eh, whatever.
     
  15. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    You were joking? "whaa"
     
  16. Pumpsie Green

    Pumpsie Green Registered User

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    Back when I was a fat unlaid high schooler I once ate half a can of cream cheese frosting for breakfast.
     
  17. chumpy

    chumpy No hopes of repair
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    What kind of restraint? Bungee or just good rope?
     
  18. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    I'm putting that on the menu for my new pizza place in Chelsea.
     
  19. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    You have any....yeah alright we get it.

    I did the leftover Chinese food thing for breakfast today. It's always easier to do that when you wake up close to noon.
     
  20. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    I suck. Fucking auto-correct.
     
  21. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    shooter's mom's asshole
     
  22. flyerfan116

    flyerfan116 Fuckin savages

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    Back in my single/drinking days, many-a weekend morning was started off with a cheese steak and pretzels, we'd drink all night end up over in Philly hit Pats for some steaks (one there and one brought home for breakfast) then hit federal street pretzels and get them hot out of the oven...good times
     
  23. phillyfranko

    phillyfranko Registered User

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    Yeah, been there done that...I still get 2 cheeseteaks after concerts/sporting events...one for there and one for breakfast or lunch next day. Tony Lukes breakfast on a roll rules too...
     
  24. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    One of my fuck it breakfasts this week consisted of half a cold can of spinach, right out of the refrigerator, and a quesdilla.

    I get up at 4am, and the last fucking thing on my mind is putting forth effort to feed myself.
     

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