Fuck J.G. Wentworth

izzy izkowitz

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"it's my money and I want it now." shut the fuck up. who the fuck leans out their damn window and yells that shit? fucking commercial just annoys me like nothing else. hell, I can even let Harry tell me about the discount and not get as bothered as when this fucking crap is on my tv.
 

Biff Hardslab

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I shouldn't have to explain this but I'll go ahead.

Its a take on the movie "Network".

The commercial is successful. You are thinking about it, you are talking about it and were compelled to post about it on a message board.
 

Creasy Bear

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I shouldn't have to explain this but I'll go ahead.

Its a take on the movie "Network".

The commercial is successful. You are thinking about it, you are talking about it and were compelled to post about it on a message board.
The success of a commercial isn't measured in buzz... it's measured in dollars and cents. Sure... I'll talk about what a douche Jim Blasingame is here on wackbag, but it'll be a cold day in hell before 'the small business advocate' gets a red cent of my money. Write this on a rock...

J.G. Wentworth is a flaming queen and Jim Blasingame gave him the HIVvy while the 'Discount Harry' lady ran interference.

There... I said it, and it didn't put one cent in any of their pocKets.

...edited to add...

Pets.com had one the most successful advertising campaigns ever. Remember this guy?...



He had a commercial during prime time Super Bowl awhile back and everybody loved him. Big success, right?

It (Pets.com) launched in August of 1998 and went from an IPO on a major stock exchange (the Nasdaq) to liquidation in 9 months.
 

izzy izkowitz

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...edited to add...

Pets.com had one the most successful advertising campaigns ever. Remember this guy?...



He had a commercial during prime time Super Bowl awhile back and everybody loved him. Big success, right?
I keep seeing that sock puppet fuck in bar none car loan ads. someone should shoot him