Fuck Java, Fuck Firefox, Fuck Computers!!!!!!!!!!

Sct Ptersns Twn

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#1
If I am in the wrong forum then I am sorry, but I am pissssssed off! :arrrh:

I cannot get Java to install on my piece of shit computer!!!!!!! WTF!??!?!?!!?

I need help!!!!!!! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)
 

LZMF1

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#2
download opera. it's more gooder than firefox and requires less plugins.

as far as java not installing i have no fucking clue on that one. good luck bro.
 

Sct Ptersns Twn

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#3
download opera. it's more gooder than firefox and requires less plugins.

as far as java not installing i have no fucking clue on that one. good luck bro.

Funny thing, that did not help. Thanks anyway :icon_neut getting more red!
 

Plunkies

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Is Firefox security keeping Java from installing?
 

Sct Ptersns Twn

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#5
I don't know, but I have been trying forever, give up and then, after a few weeks I try again.


edit: no
 

martianvirus

READY THE ANALPROBES!!!!!!!!
Nov 20, 2005
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#7
strait windows plus ie, never fails. people install all this shit and wonder why it don't work.
 

Sct Ptersns Twn

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#12
To be more specific, It starts the install from Java, then gives me this message:

This installation package could not be opened. Verify
that the package exists and that you can access it, or
contact the application vendorto verify that this is a
valid Windows Installer package.
 

Sct Ptersns Twn

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#18
Try turning off any firewalls, including the windows firewall.
SNIPER RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


Verified Java Version

Congratulations!

You have the recommended Java installed (Version 6 Update 2).

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
 

Fr. Dougal

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Keep your chin up, we're gonna turn this thing around!
 

SOS

Is alive.
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#20
Now to Firefox and/or Opera!
 

Your_Moms_Box

Free Shit / Socialism 2016
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WaddleDoodle

Creepy? We're the CIA. It's what we do.
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#25
I don't like Safari. Shit just doesn't work right. Like the chat sidebar in Gmail.