Fuck me for having zero self control

izzy izkowitz

Chris Hansen is my hero
#1
Why the fuck do I do this to myself. I just couldn't stop eating today. It's fucking turkey day, excuse to be a complete and total glutton. now I am going to be popping the tums all night and burping up little chunks of pukey turkey and green been casserole. just roll me to the bedroom and turn out the lights on the way out please.
 

Kris_LTRMa

LoseTheRadio.net's Ma
#2
burping pukey turkey .... that's really turning me on ;)
 

Smokezilla

U. S. Backstroke Roulette Champion
#6
And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.

 

BCH

Doesn't need your acknowledgement on Twitter
Wackbag Staff
#7
Well? Did you survive?
 

izzy izkowitz

Chris Hansen is my hero
#8
I made it through the night with only major discomfort. of course today I had pick at the leftovers all day. not feeling as disgusting as last night though.
 

Sct Ptersns Twn

Looking 4 a New 1st Mate
#9
Why the fuck do I do this to myself. I just couldn't stop eating today. It's fucking turkey day, excuse to be a complete and total glutton. now I am going to be popping the tums all night and burping up little chunks of pukey turkey and green been casserole. just roll me to the bedroom and turn out the lights on the way out please.
At least you are not doing it 2 days in a row like me.
 
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