Fuck me for having zero self control

izzy izkowitz

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Why the fuck do I do this to myself. I just couldn't stop eating today. It's fucking turkey day, excuse to be a complete and total glutton. now I am going to be popping the tums all night and burping up little chunks of pukey turkey and green been casserole. just roll me to the bedroom and turn out the lights on the way out please.
 

izzy izkowitz

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Pepcid AC before prevents heartburn after

I'm far too retarded to be proactive and plan ahead like that. I apparently just like to do things the hard way.:arrrh:
 

BCH

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#7
Well? Did you survive?
 

izzy izkowitz

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I made it through the night with only major discomfort. of course today I had pick at the leftovers all day. not feeling as disgusting as last night though.
 

Sct Ptersns Twn

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Why the fuck do I do this to myself. I just couldn't stop eating today. It's fucking turkey day, excuse to be a complete and total glutton. now I am going to be popping the tums all night and burping up little chunks of pukey turkey and green been casserole. just roll me to the bedroom and turn out the lights on the way out please.
At least you are not doing it 2 days in a row like me.