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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Josh_R, Oct 13, 2011.

  1. Josh_R

    Josh_R Registered User

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    If the American flag "disrupts" your dining experience, you should choke to death on your fucking fork.

     
  2. SaltyDelights

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    It was prolly the size of the flag/banner(s) that caused concern. For Lions Club meetings, we often carry a big-ass flag and a small 5x7-inch flag to sites and use the small one for the Pledge of Allegiance whenever the big one might cause an inconvenience.
     
  3. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    To be entirely fair, would you want the American flag associated with The Olive Garden?
     
  4. Sinn Fein

    Sinn Fein Infidel and White Interloper
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  5. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    But fauxrage!
     
  6. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    This. It sounds like they more had a problem with the logistics of it since the party didn't have their own private room for their event. Having worked in restaurants, I can tell you pretty much every square inch of space is spoken for already, even if you don't realize it. You need places to set down trays, push carts through, etc. If you start letting in huge free-standing flags you've got fire codes to start worrying about and other safety issues.
     
  7. Falldog

    Falldog Wackbag's Best Conservative
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    Formin' a mob. Bring yur own pitchfok.
     
  8. Aaron Burrito

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    This misquote is great.

    Any flag or banner would have been an issue.
     
  9. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Who the fuck eats at 'Olive Garden' anymore anyway. Besides the ignorant and shwoogies. Far better Italian Food out there.
     
  10. Sinn Fein

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    Listen, Olive Garden does a bang-up job of temporarily convincing you that you are in Italy dining on the finest cuisine available. It would ruin the illusion, MAAANNN!
     
  11. the max

    the max attempted murder? now honestly, what is that?

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    yeah i'm sure anniston, alabama is a real hotbed of italian restaurants. they probably wanted to go up to the pizza hut but it was closed because of a fucking moth infestation.
     
  12. NoSurviivors

    NoSurviivors fmeinthea

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    You just disrupted my dining experience with this thread you fucking dolt.
     
  13. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    This. Can't be that pissed if they have a consistent policy of not allowing any banners to be displayed in their restaurants. If it's that big of a problem, go somewhere else where it's allowed.
     
  14. caniseeyourtaint

    caniseeyourtaint Passive agressive douche

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    I've eaten at an 'italian' restaurant that was a converted church in Anniston and Olive Garden would be considered more genuine Italian food...It's Alabama afterall.

    And no real Italian should be caught dead in an Olive Garden. I have a few relatives that say they go because 'the bread and salads are good'. Ugh.
     
  15. Josh_R

    Josh_R Registered User

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    Well, I guess I'm just an asshole.
     
  16. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Did you hear that Olive Garden is being sued because it doesn't actually send it's minimum wage Mexican line cooks to learn their craft in Tuscany. Worst lawsuit brought since the one brought against the filmmakers of the "Never Ending Story"
     
  17. justifyyourgarb

    justifyyourgarb You drab South Bend cocksuckers are all the same.

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    Outside of Cici's Pizza, Olive Garden is my least favorite place.
     
  18. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Someone is suing Drive because it's not like Fast and Furious
     
  19. NuttyJim

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    I went to this jernt for pasta and marinara, all I got was egg noodles and ketchup.
     
  20. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Dis place ain't nuttin' like my mudder's cooking. She used my grandmudder's recipe all da way from Sicily and would simmer dat marinara sauce all day on da stove.

    Aaaahgaaahhbagoooooo!!!!
     
  21. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    I bet they don't even slice the cloves of garlic with a razor blade.
     
  22. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Yeah. You ask for penne and they give you ziti! Mama mia!
     
  23. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Bbbbut I like Olive Garden.
     
  24. LiLJimmysHog

    LiLJimmysHog Professional negative prick

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    Occupy olive garden!!!
     
  25. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Yeah. Let's find out if those big dumb bottles of wine actually have anything worth a shit in them.
     

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