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Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by jrsaint, Aug 30, 2013.

  1. jrsaint

    jrsaint Registered User

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    I fuckin hate the summer. Take a shower, go outside and talk to neighbor for ten minutes, have a billion mosquitoes bite your body and then start to sweat from the humidity. Go to the beach and fight off the green heads. solution? spray your whole body with deep woods off and smell like a chemical factory. now go inside and take another shower. I fucking hate sweating and being food for the insects. Wife wants to move to South Carolina, but I'm thinking New Hampshire or some other cold place. Albuquerque NM stay cool in summer?
     
  2. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Ducks fuck with you? Are you a creepy ass cracker?

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  3. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Abq has had a couple 100+ degree days this summer, but dry heat. I can tolerate dry heat. Heard parts of nevada have few to no mosquitoes flying around, but fuckin hot. Very few places to run from the quick research i did.
     
  4. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    Northeast coastal Florida is a good weather compromise.
    I'm in Daytona Beach. Summer is very tolerable to me. Winter is ok, but it can be
    cold. Winter is shitty here compared to south Florida. Sometimes it gets to freezing.
    But south Florida is hotter in the summer.

    No bugs at all if you live near the ocean. I can leave the door open, no screen, and no bugs.
    Any distance inland and you'll get mosquitoes.

    But then, everything rusts from the salt air here.
     
  5. Jambi

    Jambi Infidel

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    Your disparaging remarks aimed toward the glorious season we call summer will not be tolerated, blasphemer!
     
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  6. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    101 here today. I'm sick of it.
     
  7. Absolutely

    Absolutely Self-Heavy

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    Last year, there was like a 3 week stretch of 105 degrees. This summer has actually been pretty nice, like 85 mostly... But this week has been upper 90s, and it sucks.

    I hate Summer weather. I like that it's light out, and that's about it. If you could have fall weather, but it stayed light out until 8:30, now we're talking.
     
  8. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Leaves are starting to change and fall. We've had a pretty dry cool summer with only a few days/week hot.
     
  9. icculus1284

    icculus1284 Registered User

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    Weather here has been pretty mild this summer. Lot of rain, but the heat hasn't been bad at all.
     
  10. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    This thread is pretty timely on the second to last day of August.
     
  11. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    Forecast for the next several days is 100.
     
  12. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    So move. Whaddya want from me.
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  13. DanaReevesLungs

    DanaReevesLungs I can keep rhythm with no metronome...
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    I will be drenched standing still in shade with a 10mph wind if the humidity is above 50% regardless of the temperature. It's fucking ponderous. I blame my dad for his shitty genetics. Bastard gave me over-reactive sweat glands and hypertension.
     
  14. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    I have to dig a 40' long by 1' deep trench in the cement-like clay soil of my backyard tomorrow. Power to the new hot tub. Hottest day of the year and I'll be outside working like a field negro.

    I think this might turn into a post in the "Jobs you regret doing yourself" thread.
     
  15. Assholes & Elbows

    Assholes & Elbows The Rabbi gets the salary,The Mohel gets the tips

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  16. Assholes & Elbows

    Assholes & Elbows The Rabbi gets the salary,The Mohel gets the tips

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    Why not hire a young boy to dig you out? Get his back a little sore then slip him some cash.
     
  17. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    I left 95 degrees in the Sacramento area yesterday (which wasn't too bad) to come home to 82 degrees on the coast, and almost 100% humidity (rare around here without it actually raining). Was sweating until 9 PM last night.

    Still, summer is awesome.

    Start at dawn, you'll be cracking your first beer and kicking up your feet by 11 AM.
     
  18. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    Sounds like fun.
    If you are lazy, rent a larger trencher with a seat.
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  19. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Done and done. Man, that sucked large balls.

    Look what it did to my sissy girl hands...

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    "You got city hands, Mr. Hooper. Been countin' money yer whole life."

    Dug the trench on Saturday. "What? I never dug a hole before, Hendry? I'll dig the hole." Ran the conduit and wire, disconnect panel, breakers and all that shit yesterday, and today I filled the trench back in.

    Not too big of a job, but the heat made it sheer torment. I'm glad that shit is done. Now I just have to wait a week, and I'll have a hot tub to soak my achy bones in.

    I'm an excited boy... with ouchie boo boo hands.
     
  20. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Fuck summer indeed. Hate it. Can't fucking wait for winter and snow.
     
  21. TomC

    TomC uppity neobarb

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    Really, you dont like humidity and bugs, and the wife wants to move here, HaHaHa. But you'd be just the next Yankee to move south, with Boeing expanding left and right you cant s wing a dead cat and not hit another Yankee, just shut up about how you did it it NY, or NJ, or Ohio and you'll be ok.
     
  22. jnoble

    jnoble Lingering longer for a longering linger

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    Don't forget cranky ass/swamp ass if you sweat and walk around a lot and don't clean the undercarriage up well enough an hour or so after taking a dump
     

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