Fuck summer

jrsaint

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I fuckin hate the summer. Take a shower, go outside and talk to neighbor for ten minutes, have a billion mosquitoes bite your body and then start to sweat from the humidity. Go to the beach and fight off the green heads. solution? spray your whole body with deep woods off and smell like a chemical factory. now go inside and take another shower. I fucking hate sweating and being food for the insects. Wife wants to move to South Carolina, but I'm thinking New Hampshire or some other cold place. Albuquerque NM stay cool in summer?
 

lajikal

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I fuckin hate the summer. Take a shower, go outside and talk to neighbor for ten minutes, have a billion mosquitoes bite your body and then start to sweat from the humidity. Go to the beach and fight off the green heads. solution? spray your whole body with deep woods off and smell like a chemical factory. now go inside and take another shower. I fucking hate sweating and being food for the insects. Wife wants to move to South Carolina, but I'm thinking New Hampshire or some other cold place. Albuquerque NM stay cool in summer?
Abq has had a couple 100+ degree days this summer, but dry heat. I can tolerate dry heat. Heard parts of nevada have few to no mosquitoes flying around, but fuckin hot. Very few places to run from the quick research i did.
 

OilyJillFart

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Northeast coastal Florida is a good weather compromise.
I'm in Daytona Beach. Summer is very tolerable to me. Winter is ok, but it can be
cold. Winter is shitty here compared to south Florida. Sometimes it gets to freezing.
But south Florida is hotter in the summer.

No bugs at all if you live near the ocean. I can leave the door open, no screen, and no bugs.
Any distance inland and you'll get mosquitoes.

But then, everything rusts from the salt air here.
 
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Your disparaging remarks aimed toward the glorious season we call summer will not be tolerated, blasphemer!
 

Cunt Smasher

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101 here today. I'm sick of it.
 
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Last year, there was like a 3 week stretch of 105 degrees. This summer has actually been pretty nice, like 85 mostly... But this week has been upper 90s, and it sucks.

I hate Summer weather. I like that it's light out, and that's about it. If you could have fall weather, but it stayed light out until 8:30, now we're talking.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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Leaves are starting to change and fall. We've had a pretty dry cool summer with only a few days/week hot.
 

icculus1284

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Weather here has been pretty mild this summer. Lot of rain, but the heat hasn't been bad at all.
 

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This thread is pretty timely on the second to last day of August.
 

DanaReevesLungs

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I will be drenched standing still in shade with a 10mph wind if the humidity is above 50% regardless of the temperature. It's fucking ponderous. I blame my dad for his shitty genetics. Bastard gave me over-reactive sweat glands and hypertension.
 

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I have to dig a 40' long by 1' deep trench in the cement-like clay soil of my backyard tomorrow. Power to the new hot tub. Hottest day of the year and I'll be outside working like a field negro.

I think this might turn into a post in the "Jobs you regret doing yourself" thread.
 

Assholes & Elbows

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I have to dig a 40' long by 1' deep trench in the cement-like clay soil of my backyard tomorrow. Power to the new hot tub. Hottest day of the year and I'll be outside working like a field negro.

I think this might turn into a post in the "Jobs you regret doing yourself" thread.
Why not hire a young boy to dig you out? Get his back a little sore then slip him some cash.
 

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I left 95 degrees in the Sacramento area yesterday (which wasn't too bad) to come home to 82 degrees on the coast, and almost 100% humidity (rare around here without it actually raining). Was sweating until 9 PM last night.

Still, summer is awesome.

I have to dig a 40' long by 1' deep trench in the cement-like clay soil of my backyard tomorrow. Power to the new hot tub. Hottest day of the year and I'll be outside working like a field negro.

I think this might turn into a post in the "Jobs you regret doing yourself" thread.
Start at dawn, you'll be cracking your first beer and kicking up your feet by 11 AM.
 

OilyJillFart

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I have to dig a 40' long by 1' deep trench in the cement-like clay soil of my backyard tomorrow. Power to the new hot tub. Hottest day of the year and I'll be outside working like a field negro.

I think this might turn into a post in the "Jobs you regret doing yourself" thread.
Sounds like fun.
If you are lazy, rent a larger trencher with a seat.
 

Creasy Bear

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I have to dig a 40' long by 1' deep trench in the cement-like clay soil of my backyard tomorrow. Power to the new hot tub. Hottest day of the year and I'll be outside working like a field negro.

I think this might turn into a post in the "Jobs you regret doing yourself" thread.
Done and done. Man, that sucked large balls.

Look what it did to my sissy girl hands...



"You got city hands, Mr. Hooper. Been countin' money yer whole life."

Dug the trench on Saturday. "What? I never dug a hole before, Hendry? I'll dig the hole." Ran the conduit and wire, disconnect panel, breakers and all that shit yesterday, and today I filled the trench back in.

Not too big of a job, but the heat made it sheer torment. I'm glad that shit is done. Now I just have to wait a week, and I'll have a hot tub to soak my achy bones in.

I'm an excited boy... with ouchie boo boo hands.
 

TomC

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I fuckin hate the summer. Take a shower, go outside and talk to neighbor for ten minutes, have a billion mosquitoes bite your body and then start to sweat from the humidity. Go to the beach and fight off the green heads. solution? spray your whole body with deep woods off and smell like a chemical factory. now go inside and take another shower. I fucking hate sweating and being food for the insects. Wife wants to move to South Carolina, but I'm thinking New Hampshire or some other cold place. Albuquerque NM stay cool in summer?
Really, you dont like humidity and bugs, and the wife wants to move here, HaHaHa. But you'd be just the next Yankee to move south, with Boeing expanding left and right you cant s wing a dead cat and not hit another Yankee, just shut up about how you did it it NY, or NJ, or Ohio and you'll be ok.
 

jnoble

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Don't forget cranky ass/swamp ass if you sweat and walk around a lot and don't clean the undercarriage up well enough an hour or so after taking a dump