Fuck the Media!

MayrMeninoCrash

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I haven't been a fan of the sensationalist media, but I have finally seen firsthand how bad it really is. For anyone in Central Florida, there's a story about a missing female that the police are searching for. The twist on the story is that she appeared on "People's Court" yesterday and squared off against her ex-boyfriend over an engagement ring. The two people are also parents of twins together. Anyway she went missing sometime last night, and the media has painted the ex as being a "violent, angry person" and the likely suspect of the disappearance.

Here's the thing. I know the guy involved in the story, we've been friends for 5+ years. He was at home all afternoon yesterday, in fact, he and her watched the People's Court episode together before she dropped the kids off and left for work. He was talking to me on Facebook when she came up missing. If you believe what you hear in the media reports, she's already been buried and he spent the last 24 hours cleaning the blood off the saw and shovel. Nothing could be further from the truth. He's freaking out that she's missing too. Police have already questioned and searched his house and left him alone, but the media doesn't seem to mention that. My personal theory is that she was either embarrassed seeing herself on TV and needed to go somewhere to be alone, or some creep saw her on the show, recognized her and abducted her. They found her car and have the location where her cell phone was turned off triangulated but no other evidence.

So fuck you, Media, for having to turn every story into sensationalist bullshit and not doing your due diligence of just getting the word out about this missing woman. And everyone, please think good thoughts that she finds her way home to her twins safely and quickly.
 

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R@ped/dead. Not necessarily in that order. They got the death penalty there, so GLB. :action-sm
 

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Methinks the authorities need to take a look-see at Mayr's crawl space.
 

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MayrMeninoCrash

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R@ped/dead. Not necessarily in that order. They got the death penalty there, so GLB. :action-sm
Unfortunately it's not looking too good. I never knew the woman, except maybe in passing, but I hope this isn't the case.

your friend was cleaning the blood off of the walls and using facebook as his alibi
I hope that Nancy Grace calls on me now when this becomes the new Caylee Anthony story. I can tell her what an ugly-areolaed cunt she is.
 

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Hope it works out for the best, despite the current indications...


Definitely could have been Facebooking from a phone while disposing of evidence and whatnot. Not trying to be funny, but it's a real possibility.
 

MayrMeninoCrash

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Hope it works out for the best, despite the current indications...


Definitely could have been Facebooking from a phone while disposing of evidence and whatnot. Not trying to be funny, but it's a real possibility.
Yeah but in this day and age your phone can tell police where you've been.

He's cooperated fully with the police, let them search his house and car and he was at the PD talking to detectives for several hours. He knows that he would be the likely suspect in such a crime.
 

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Yeah but in this day and age your phone can tell police where you've been.

He's cooperated fully with the police, let them search his house and car and he was at the PD talking to detectives for several hours. He knows that he would be the likely suspect in such a crime.
so did scott peterson
 

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From the link:
Orlando police continued to search two areas for missing mother of three, Michelle Parker
Is your friend a failed magician?

 

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Hold on... so this bim ran a "mobile spray tanning" business out of her tricked out Hummer? So a big-titted broad shows up at your house in order to spray paint your scantily-clad body?

Gee, I can't imagine how that could end any way other than well.

A 33-year-old mother of three... waitress at a redneck bar and mobile spray tanner... driving a tricked out Hummer and sporting a $5000 diamond ring.

Ah white trash... ya gotta love 'em.
 

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Story's going national

http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/20/peoples-court-michelle-parker-missing

At least they are tempering the assumptions now. Focusing on a possible kidnapper/carjacker as the suspect rather than her ex.
It looks like they raided your friend's dad's house...

http://abcnews.go.com/US/peoples-co...lice-raid-home/story?id=15035267#.TtJzCWDrNjM

'People's Court' Missing Mom Case: Police Search Home in Michelle Parker Search
Be sure to watch the part where Dale Senior yells at the reporter... Git'n the Hell outta here! He ain't here! Santy Claus lives here!

White trash shenanigans... always entertaining.
 

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She is quite yummy. For a white trash bim, especially.

(And anyone feeling like defending her white trashiness, I am fully qualified to make this determination, being from a long LONG line of white trash myself. :) )
 

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So what does this have to do with Casey Anthony anyway?
 

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So, Mayr... were you friends with this guy back when he got kicked out of the Marine Corps after "mutiple court's martial" for drug possession and domestic battery?

It looks like my spidey senses were right.

Dude... don't blame the "sensationalist media bullshit". Given this cat's track record, you'd be a fool NOT to look in his direction as a prime suspect.
 

MayrMeninoCrash

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So, Mayr... were you friends with this guy back when he got kicked out of the Marine Corps after "mutiple court's martial" for drug possession and domestic battery?

It looks like my spidey senses were right.

Dude... don't blame the "sensationalist media bullshit". Given this cat's track record, you'd be a fool NOT to look in his direction as a prime suspect.
I know you need to maintain your mantle around here as Wackbag's prominent douchebag but my point was never that the cops don't have a right to suspect him for wrongdoing. He's by no means a good boy. However that being said, most of what the media has reported and predicted in this case has been based on a character created for drama on TV. That's where my bitch comes from, that the media has no desire to report facts or focus on the root of this case, but rather to point fingers and malign others in a desperate attempt to out-shock the other media outlets for that extra 0.1 in the ratings. Who knows what leads might have been missed while viewers were presumed that the focus of the investigation was on the ex-boyfriend? Maybe someone did see something useful, but if the media has already convicted this guy in the press, it lessens the motivation to come forward and report possible findings that could help with the case.

And as much as I hold out hope for my friend and his ex-'s family, the fact that we've gone more than a week with no sign from her is very depressing, and more that likely she's passed on to the next life.