Fuck the Perfect Polly Parakeet, Right in its Tweeting Asshole!!

the Streif

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#1
Every morning I turn on the tv when I wake up and inevitably that fucking commercial for a fucking robotic parakeet comes on just annoying the shit out of me. Who the fuck needs a robot parakeet, and worse yet, who the fuck is going to treat it like a real pet. It's not a real pet, get a life fucko's. And get that fucking commercial off my tv.
 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
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#3
Thread useless without video.
 

HandPanzer

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Here ya go..........
I'm not seeing a downside here. Motion detecting bird infecting my house with joyous noise, and it doesn't shit- yeah that's gonna be on my wish list.
 

LiddyRules

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HandPanzer

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#7
too soon....
 

Hudson

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#8
Bought 12 of them for my mom...plan to keep adding one around her room every few days until she snaps.