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Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by VMS, Nov 20, 2011.

  1. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    Posted today by a really hot girl I knew in college:

    "Stomach bug. Ugh."

    Seriously, honey, I used to spend hours in marching band following you around while you wore short shorts. I know that ass quite well, thank you. Might even have enjoyed it fully on a few drunken bowl trips, but we're not going to talk about that since you're now married to the guy you were technically dating at the time.

    Do I really need to know, even through the veil of euphemism, that the deliciously perfect butt that I can still visualize is now squirting liquid yellow-brown shit while you're on the toilet?
     
  2. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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  3. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    She made poop.
     
  4. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Get used to it.
     
  5. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    Spark plug?
     
  6. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    Booo booo belly sucks
     
  7. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Beat me to it you cunt.

    Fucking facebook. I have 5 people on my friends list. One I live with. Had an ex on my friends list a couple years back that was constantly doing shit on there that was sent to everyone. Didn't last long. Narcissistic slit.
     
  8. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I don't do the facebook.

    And yet, I survive somehow.
     
  9. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    What I don't get is, if you've already seen her drunken trips to the bowl, why does the poop bother you now?
     
  10. CousinDave

    CousinDave Registered User

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    ha you were in the band
     
  11. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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  12. Your_Moms_Box

    Your_Moms_Box Free Shit / Socialism 2016

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    Wait....

    So you are telling me girls poop?
     
  13. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Bug bowx?
     
  14. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    Yes but it comes out of their ankles in the form of Skittles, just ask my wife.
     
  15. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    I'm pretty sure I've mentioned it before.

    The MVs (Marching Virginians) were ok. Not too many people took it seriously, it was an automatic 1 credit "A", we got great seats at the games (before the MVs were moved to the end zone), and we got paid to go on the bowl trips.

    That, and back then the director couldn't come down on us too hard, or we'd all quit. So we'd be drinking during rehearsals on a pretty regular basis.

    But yeah, it's college marching band. It sucked to be in the largest co-ed organization at Virginia Tech, with a favorable male:female ratio, and spending lots of time on the road, in strange hotel rooms...

    Sent from my fucking phone, so I'm going to misspell shit.
     
  16. MetalBender

    MetalBender I like fistables.

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  17. Rash Rendering

    Rash Rendering Registered User

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    Girls don't poop... their waste product comes out in their tears.
     
  18. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    fixed
     
  19. Pigdango

    Pigdango Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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  20. Badfinger

    Badfinger I shot the sheriff

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    pay per poop.
     
  21. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    did you play skin flute along with rusty trombone?
     
  22. Jambi

    Jambi Infidel

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    My high school friend posted a photo of his deceased infant grandchild in her coffin at the wake.

    THAT is sharing too much.
     
  23. Voss's Tumor

    Voss's Tumor Banned

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    I was in the band and I got massive amounts of tail because of it. Make fun of me all you want, the massive quantity of pussy will sooth my heart ache.
     
  24. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    This one time at band camp...
     
  25. wes mantooth

    wes mantooth wierdo

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    I'd rather read about a hot girl's intestinal problems than another "I'm grateful for" post. Seriously, the amount of narcissistic gratitude expressed on Facebook is really annoying.

    "Wonderful, you're a good person for caring. How many pats on the head do you need?"
     

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