30 minutes late departing, then missed my connecting flight because of the late departure. Got on standby for a flight 5 hours later. That flight was overbooked and the next available flight 2 hours after that one was to a small ass airport over 2 hours away from my original destination. So instead of the 35 minute layover I had originally wanted, I've been at the fucking airport going on 13 hours. Oh and no comped hotel room room because I could have "taken the flight to the nearest city." How about you go fuck yourself? Sure, I'd be where I want to be by now, but that would have then become a 4 hour car ride. Not to mention I already have a 15 hour car ride ahead of me after all of this shit is said and done. Fucking ponderous.