Fuck You Atlanta.

the Streif

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Donator
#1
I hate that god damned city and its fucking traffic. I was trying to drive from Orlando to northern Alabama today and had to go through that fucking abomination they call an interstate system. I-75 is a cuntbag, I-285 is no god damned better and I-20 can suck my ass. I've driven through that shite city countless times and it's the same fucking thing every god damned time. Traffic goes from 80mph down to a fucking crawl for no fucking reason and then right back up to 80 just to slow down again half a mile later.


Fucking cunts!!!
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
#3
I hate trying to drive around Atlanta.
One of the worst cities I've ever driven in.
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#4
I hate that god damned city and its fucking traffic. I was trying to drive from Orlando to northern Alabama today and had to go through that fucking abomination they call an interstate system. I-75 is a cuntbag, I-285 is no god damned better and I-20 can suck my ass. I've driven through that shite city countless times and it's the same fucking thing every god damned time. Traffic goes from 80mph down to a fucking crawl for no fucking reason and then right back up to 80 just to slow down again half a mile later.


Fucking cunts!!!
You obviously didn't wish for light traffic hard enough. Therefore, it's all your fault.
 

CougarHunter

Lying causes cat piss smell.
#5
Atlanta seems a bit out of the way for North Alabama. I would have taken the scenic route up trough the panhandle. Once outside of Du Funiak, I think it's 335 north that I take to Birmingham. Or go in through Dothan if you didn't want to travel that far west.
 
#6
My chick haaaaates flying in there... the airport stinks... well one good thing she does not have an issue finding Newports though...
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#7
The airport in Atlanta is the epicenter of all fat and sassy negrotude in the universe. I've done my research, and I'm convinced... that's where it's all coming from.

My theory is that if we destroyed the airport, the sheboon sassiness broadcaster would be taken down, and all of the sheeboons throughout the US would just instantly snap out of their perpetual state of Mmmm-Hmm, and be kind and conscientious and polite and helpful.

The Atlanta Sheboon Central Command and Control must be destroyed. It's our only hope.
 
#8
The airport in Atlanta is the epicenter of all fat and sassy negrotude in the universe. I've done my research, and I'm convinced... that's where it's all coming from.

My theory is that if we destroyed the airport, the sheboon sassiness broadcaster would be taken down, and all of the sheeboons throughout the US would just instantly snap out of their perpetual state of Mmmm-Hmm, and be kind and conscientious and polite and helpful.

The Atlanta Sheboon Central Command and Control must be destroyed. It's our only hope.
Yes, said sassytude was not waived even though my chick who is quite a few pay grades above the hmm hmm TSA broads... do you really think she is a security threat you morons... eeeesh.
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#9
The airport in Atlanta is the epicenter of all fat and sassy negrotude in the universe. I've done my research, and I'm convinced... that's where it's all coming from.

My theory is that if we destroyed the airport, the sheboon sassiness broadcaster would be taken down, and all of the sheeboons throughout the US would just instantly snap out of their perpetual state of Mmmm-Hmm, and be kind and conscientious and polite and helpful.

The Atlanta Sheboon Central Command and Control must be destroyed. It's our only hope.
Yes, said sassytude was not waived even though my chick who is quite a few pay grades above the hmm hmm TSA broads... do you really think she is a security threat you morons... eeeesh.
I see those... things that work for the NSA on MARTA ever so often and I have to fight to keep the disgusted look off my face. I'm aware that I don't know this person from a hole in the wall (they blend right in, you see), but what they do just seems so frivolous to me. I just know that they're coming home from making everyone in the airport's life a living hell.
 
#10
I don't understand everyone's hatred for him. He always seemed pleasant enough to me, but to dedicate an entire thread to vent your hatred makes me think this is all a facade.
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
#11
I don't understand everyone's hatred for him. He always seemed pleasant enough to me, but to dedicate an entire thread to vent your hatred makes me think this is all a facade.
Ah boo....
 

jnoble

Lingering longer for a longering linger
#13
Fat sassy black TSA workers are so common that I don't even notice them anymore. It's like a clone of the same person was made a thousand times over. I just do what I'm supposed to in the security line and go about my business. I just get anxious with my wallet in the plastic bin going through the xray machine. I have my eye on it like a hawk and grab and jam it back into my pocket as soon as I can. Anyone else feel rushed trying to put themselves back together at the end of the conveyor? Putting my shoes on, my belt, my watch, loose change, etc. Always feel like I can't do it fast enough.
 
#14
Oh side note... my chick left her credentials in the car when I dropped her at the airport (Portland ME)... they sent a drone to the gate till I turned around and waited until I returned yada yada credentials for yada yada... TSA agent gave much respect... yada yada... and all was good. Could only imagine what that would be like at say Logan.... or gah Hotlanta...

Note she can carry on Aircraft... just saying... so the whole searching through her underpants is a bit much.
 
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