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Fuck you to the fucking drunk driver who crashed through my front yard and wiped out my retaining wall, lamp post, and Landscaping at 4:30am this morning. Glad you got thrown in the car in cuffs you cunt. I hope they **** you with a police baton you smug little fuck.

It's too damn early in the morning for this shit. I'll post pics when I wake up a little bit and can function.
 

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was it Vincent Vega in an old red Malibu with somones OD'ing wife with him?
 

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Same time this morning a cop had some jacktool pulled down right in front of my house. No damage done to anything, but the fact that it was 4:30 was interesting.
 

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Fuck you to the fucking drunk driver who crashed through my front yard and wiped out my retaining wall, lamp post, and Landscaping at 4:30am this morning. Glad you got thrown in the car in cuffs you cunt. I hope they **** you with a police baton you smug little fuck.

It's too damn early in the morning for this shit. I'll post pics when I wake up a little bit and can function.
That sucks man. Just a guess, did it look like this?

 

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That sucks. Luckily, no one in your house were hurt.

Hope that drunkard fell down a few dozen flights of stairs on the way to the hoosegow.
 
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That sucks. Luckily, no one in your house were hurt.

Hope that drunkard fell down a few dozen flights of stairs on the way to the hoosegow.
He didnt appear to be overly drunk but refused the breathalyzer and I thought he was going to pass the field test.. but nope, they cuffed his ass on DWI.

He was staring at me from the back of the car so I flipped him the bird.. got a chuckle out of the cop.
 

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Get an estimate on your property damages and slap him with a civil suit.
 

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MY PINE!!!!!!!!!!!

He didnt appear to be overly drunk but refused the breathalyzer and I thought he was going to pass the field test.. but nope, they cuffed his ass on DWI.

He was staring at me from the back of the car so I flipped him the bird.. got a chuckle out of the cop.
You get cuffed and stuffed here if you refuse a breathalyzer..and get whisked off to an ER where the staff usually uses the largest needle they can find to draw blood.
 
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Get an estimate on your property damages and slap him with a civil suit.
I'm going to let my insurance handle it. I don't have time to deal with contractors, estimates, etc.. Let the insurance company take it out of his ass.
 

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how dare he do this at 4:30 when you were asleep

he should have waited till at least you had your first cup of joe
 
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Update.. the little asshole is apparently out of jail and was out in my driveway taking pictures. I had to chase him off my property. He was whining to his mommy that "I don't know, he said they don't want me on their property."
 
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Update.. the little asshole is apparently out of jail and was out in my driveway taking pictures. I had to chase him off my property. He was whining to his mommy that "I don't know, he said they don't want me on their property."
He is just trying to collect evidence so he can sue you for the damage your rock wall caused his car.
 

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Looks like it would have only taken a few more inches to the right at the pole would have saved your lamp post/fence/tree?

I'll feel bad if the guy has no insurance but I'll also point and laugh at you with everyone else if he doesn't.
 
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Looks like it would have only taken a few more inches to the right at the pole would have saved your lamp post/fence/tree?

I'll feel bad if the guy has no insurance but I'll also point and laugh at you with everyone else if he doesn't.
His mommy claims they have insurance. The police haven't finished the report yet so I can't confirm. My home owner policy will cover it either way so I'm not that concerned.

Agreed though, that telephone pole would have stopped this asshole dead in his tracks.
 
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Thanks to the wonder that is Facebook I found this assholes page. He is a true dummy. His timeline from 1/26 states that he's out drinking at midnight and he's "holla'ing" to his bros to come out. ugh.. spic d-bag
 
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Do you live on a bend or like a t junction or did he just drive off of the road?

Somebody drove into the ditch at the top of our driveway... took out big chunks of the low stone wall. I am amazed he drove way from it.
 
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Do you live on a bend or like a t junction or did he just drive off of the road?

Somebody drove into the ditch at the top of our driveway... took out big chunks of the low stone wall. I am amazed he drove way from it.
At the crest of a hill that is difficult to negotiate if you are speeding, not paying attn, or just plain drunk.