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lockjaaaaww

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#1
I was going out with a girl for about a month or two.She decided to break up with me...ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! What a load of shit. I'm good with rejections but the fact that I was miserable on my birthday still infuriates me. What a fucking cunt. If she waited a day I would have forgotten about her and moved on. What made it even worse is that she was ultra nice and cool to the point where it was out of nowhere.

I never got a reason but I suspect its because I fucking hate her friends.
 

ruckstande

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Apr 2, 2005
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#2
Are you really worried about your birthday? How old are you?
 

lajikal

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#3
She owes you bj.
 

lockjaaaaww

All out of Bubble Gum.
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#7
I'm not heartbroken or anything like that I'm just so pissed that anyone whould have the never to pull that shit.

The first time i met her friends I wanted to put a bullet in my brain. I just got up and left and almost left her there.hahaha I can laugh at that now.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
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#13
go fuck one of her annoying friends
 

Wrecktum

Tounge puncher of fart boxes
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#15
I know what happened! She got you a black cock for your birthday and decided it would be a better gift for her self.
 

CougarHunter

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Mar 2, 2006
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#17
I know what happened! She got you a black cock for your birthday and decided it would be a better gift for her self.
That was a very considerate gift, and seeing how he acts, I can see why she decided to keep it for herself.
 

Mags

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#18
I'm not heartbroken or anything like that I'm just so pissed that anyone whould have the never to pull that shit.

The first time i met her friends I wanted to put a bullet in my brain. I just got up and left and almost left her there.hahaha I can laugh at that now.
...but you're crying on the inside.
 

Buster H

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Dec 6, 2004
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#20
I'd never dump a girl on her birthday. That said, if one dumped me on mine, I guarantee I'd be balls deep in some random chick within 4 hours.

Men don't care about birthdays. Women do. All I would have to do is go hit my local bar and tell the story to one of the many crazy women I know that I just haven't gotten around to banging because I know they will get clingy. Voila, I've moved on.
 

Gorilla Pimp

Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO
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#21
A month or two? That's not a girlfriend. That was just someone you were hanging out with and fucking.... You'll be alright. Go out this weekend and put your dick in something new.
 

jnoble

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Dec 4, 2005
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#22
I was going out with a girl for about a month or two.She decided to break up with me...ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! What a load of shit. I'm good with rejections but the fact that I was miserable on my birthday still infuriates me. What a fucking cunt. If she waited a day I would have forgotten about her and moved on. What made it even worse is that she was ultra nice and cool to the point where it was out of nowhere.

I never got a reason but I suspect its because I fucking hate her friends.
What exactly about her friends did you hate?