Fuck you obese people who eat at restaurants

Myhairygrundle

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You are disgusting people and I hope you die. It's hard for normal people to enjoy a pleasant meal while you are running out of breath trying to pick up a fork to feed your medicine-ball head. If you sit at a table and you have to lean forward 3 feet to reach your plate, then you should step in front of a freight train. I would say step in front of a bus, but that might not do it.

I guess there is a market for www.livingxl.com

They should sell XL toe attachments for shotguns.

Yea, eating Mexican food helps. I'm sure your heart is like putting a 2 cycle engine in a diesel truck. I'm sure Medicaid is taking good care of you. Wipe your ass with a rag on a stick.







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My favorite "Fat person in a restaurant" moment was at a Chinese Buffet.

My friend who is loud and doesn't have any common sense says out loud "Look at that guy, you gotta be really fat to come to a Chinese Buffet by yourself" The guy of course heard him and looked sad. I was trying to crawl in to the ground.

This guy was about 500lbs on his 4th plate, alone.
 

Lil'GlubGlub

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You realize you are attacking about 1/3 of the O&A fanbase, right?

I am obese, but I also have the common sense not to look like a pig in restaurants.

except on my trips to chinatown. My skinny korean friend and I will order 2 apps 2-3 entrees and a veg. That little fucker can out eat me on any given day.
 

CougarHunter

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My fat meat fist can probably knock out more teeth of someone stupid enough to make a comment like that to my face, than the average lightweight dipshit.
 

Dopie Opie

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FU to stupid redneck fucks....

They can lift my roll of fat and suck my fucking dick.
 

Creasy Bear

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I don't mind the fatty pig fattys. If civilization ever collapses, I'll round up a bunch of them and be a rancher.

Fattys... for Pets or Meat.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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i for one believe that morbid obesity is a genetic disease, not all fatso's mind you but some people cant help but be fat.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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They should have a trap door in the floor by the buffet, if you're too heavy it pops and slides you out of the restaurant next to the trash. Problem solved.
 

Myhairygrundle

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Looks like folks are split on this one....

Perhaps there is some confusion....I don't mean fat like Santa Claus, or "fat and jolly" like Pat. I mean the kind where they have to put you in an ambulance and weigh the vehicle on a truck scale because regular scales don't go that high.

The kind of fat where you go to the doctor and he writes you a prescription for "Not Food."


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THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
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Looks like folks are split on this one....

Perhaps there is some confusion....I don't mean fat like Santa Claus, or "fat and jolly" like Pat. I mean the kind where they have to put you in an ambulance and weigh the vehicle on a truck scale because regular scales don't go that high.

The kind of fat where you go to the doctor and he writes you a prescription for "Not Food."


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those are the ones that need help. the run of the mill fatso's like me and the rest of the fan base just need to stop living off beer and cheeto's and quit playing "madden" and walk around the block.

im a big believer in "the fat monkey lives thew the winter" it just so happens that every one lives threw the winter now, look at africa. there not all "skinny's" there are fat people there too, even though there's less food....

dont be hatein
 

Creasy Bear

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i for one believe that morbid obesity is a genetic disease, not all fatso's mind you but some people cant help but be fat.
So there should be a handfull of fatsos in every concentration camp? So Auschwitz was a bunch of walking skeletons, and then a coupla genetically-predisposed-to-obesity fat loads here and there?

No... the formula is simple. Too much Food + Too little exercise = Fat.

If it were some sort of genetic thing then stomach stapling wouldn't work... but it does work.

Other than the possibility of inheriting laziness, gluttony, and lack of discipline from your parents, getting fat has nothing to do with your genes.
 

TravisRB69

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Fatasses in restaurants don't piss me off as much as the fatties at Wal Mart or the grocery store that are CLEARLY uninjured and perfectly capable of WALKING their fat asses, yet decide to use up the only motorized cart in the store to chauffer their fat ass around instead of leaving them for the people that really ARE handicapped and really DO need those carts to get around.
 

The Sarge

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If being overweight warrants a handicapped parking space, then what about us recovering alcoholics? tee heeee
 

Kris_LTRMa

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If being overweight warrants a handicapped parking space, then what about us recovering alcoholics? tee heeee
Prove you're a heart attack waiting to happen walking from point A to point B and they'll be happy to give you a handicapped spot. I guess if you experience delayed DT's and have trouble walking without falling over you could get one too. :haha7:
 

Creasy Bear

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Fatasses in restaurants don't piss me off as much as the fatties at Wal Mart or the grocery store that are CLEARLY uninjured and perfectly capable of WALKING their fat asses, yet decide to use up the only motorized cart in the store to chauffer their fat ass around instead of leaving them for the people that really ARE handicapped and really DO need those carts to get around.
If you want to be truly enraged, go to Disney World, where fat loads are treated like royalty.

The porkers will waddle their way across the parking lot under the power of their flabby legs, and then when the get to the front gate, they rent a Rascal Scooter, flop their bulk down on it, and then they get 'head of the line' treatment wherever they go in the park...

"Step aside, you slender scum! We've got a heroic glutton coming to the head of the line! Make way! Step right this way, Jabba... we're rigging the straps on the hydraulic crane for you now. We'll have you hoisted into the special double wide Dumbo in a jiffy, your majesty!"

Disney World... where fat is special.
 

HummerTuesdays

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#23
Since I'm dating some one in the restaurant field, I have to disagree with this thread. If the fatty can afford a nice meal (or three) out, good for him/her! If they can walk their fat ass out the front door, even better. However, that's a bummer for the contractor that's needed to repair the hole cut into the house to remove the immobile fatty.
 

Dopie Opie

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Since I'm dating some one in the restaurant field, I have to disagree with this thread. If the fatty can afford a nice meal (or three) out, good for him/her! If they can walk their fat ass out the front door, even better. However, that's a bummer for the contractor that's needed to repair the hole cut into the house to remove the immobile fatty.
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