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Fuck you Reese Witherspewn!

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Psychopath, Apr 21, 2013.

  1. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Please, Please, Please. Let a video surface of the arrest.
    http://bigstory.ap.org/article/reese-witherspoon-charged-disorderly-conduct

     
  2. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    She's lucky nobody got a nasty cut from that chin of hers. Could've been an assault charge.

    That makes me laugh every time.
     
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  3. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    Smoking Gun? TMZ?

    No wonder my fellow Delawarean left her. Bitch on wheels!!
     
  4. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    DonTheTrucker used to date Reese Witherspoon? I'm impressed.
     
  5. Don the Radio Guy

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    My ex looks vaguely like her. But alas, it's not me.
     
  6. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    NuttyJim Registered User

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    I wish I got paid for everytime someone said to me "Dont you know who I am?"
     
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  8. Begbie

    Begbie Wackbag Generalissimo

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    I haaaate that whenever I listen to Johnny Cash now...I think of her and that cooont Joaquin Phoenix. Fuck'em all.
     
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    Ban high capacity assault chins now!!!
     
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  10. Don the Radio Guy

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    Why do you hate Jay Leno so?
     
  11. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    1) Because he's a milquetoast comedian that Jimmy worships because he can make "edgy" PG-13 jokes on The Tonight Show.

    2) Because he's never said anything funny in his entire life.

    3) Because he looks like Reese Witherspoon.

    4) Because he's not confident enough in his own joke telling to stop mumbling through the laughter.
     
  12. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    I love when asshole celebrity's get brought down to size. It's one of my favorite things.
     
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  13. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    5) Because he had black hair and a white spot, then it turned to white hair with a black spot.
     
  14. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    6) Kevin Eubanks is as funny as a terminal illness
     
  15. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    How can you hate someone who made this classic buddy cop movie:

    And all I can think of is Reese Witherspoon in Election:
     
  16. VicVinegar

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    No surprise she reacts that way.

    As usual though, my question is this: Why are you driving yourself rich people? Poor people can't afford car service, so they get DUIs.

    Heck just abandon the car. You can afford the tow. Send a minion to get it the next day. Actors, athletes, all of them. Don't get it.
     
  17. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    all I hear is Ant saying witherspwwoooonn
     
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  18. jnoble

    jnoble Lingering longer for a longering linger

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    thats the first thing I thought about when I saw this thread lol

    I'm a little surprised, I've read over the years that she was actually pretty down to earth for a celeb. Guess not.
     
  19. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    7) Headlines. This newspaper had a TYPO!!!! LOLOLOLOL!
     
  20. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    "I'm Reese Witherspoon! I made my first films when you were goin' out with cheerleaders!"
     
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  21. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    It doesn't really seem appropriate for somebody like Reese Witherspoon to be screaming "Do you know who I am?!"

    Someone could easily answer that he didn't.
     
  22. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    "Uh, are you Amy Schumer?"
     
  23. mkrochmaln

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    "Mike! You do not come to Atlanta and talk to a woman like Reese Witherspoon like that!"
     
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  24. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Don't worry about it. Johnny Cash pretty much sucked to begin with.
     
  25. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Or do you know who my father/uncle etc is...

    Back in the day my chick had a traffic warrant... and she got pulled over by M. D. C. in Bawferston... she tried "do you know who my grandfather is"... he was commissioner of the M. D. C.. Guess she said it too late as they took her to the station anyway.

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