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distortion9

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Worst Christmas EVER!
 

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Worst Christmas EVER!
well, care to explain? Did negros rob you and **** your wife? Did your xmas tree dry out and burn down? Did you happen to catch a R&F episode where that faggot ESD took over the show, again?
 

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I agree. Thread is useless without descriptions, pictures, or anything else that lets our voyeuristic tendencies feed on the flesh of the miserable.
 

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Just spoiled selfish reasons...bad, thoughtless gifts...felt like a non family member....missed MY family...it was just a fucking depressing day all around. It was so different than what I'm use to....just another day..nothing special about it.
 
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His wifes gettin screwed too.

:action-sm
 

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Went to the In-Laws for Christmas did ya? We had them over here this year. I actually like mine. They don't buy good gifts but they're good people.
 

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#7
ya get that barbie dream house together yet?
 

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yep. all assembled. I'm particularly skilled at sticker application.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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ha ha ha ha, its been 25+ years and i can still remember my father bitching about that thing
 

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He was bitching about having to build it for you, his man-child :action-sm
um no. but i dont think he was too happy when i asked him for a sewing machine around that same time......:rolleyes:


and i still have it and still use it.
 

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Best one for me. All of my immediate family has moved south so the wife & I
were alone. Made for a great weekend holiday.
 

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I think I had a worse Christmas. I don't celebrate Christmas but I do celebrate the 4 day weekend, so I went to visit some friends for Christmas. Didn't get any presents (which is expected, Santa doesn't visit good girls who's parent go to temple) but one of their cats pissed all over my stuff. And after they washed all my clothes so I could wear something piss free, I discovered I'm allergic to Tide detergent. Merry fucking Christmas. (Yes I know it's January, fuck you if that means I can't complain about Christmas anymore).
 

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my brother in law sent me fucking jam jars. jam jars with a caddy and little spoons. what the fuck? am I an 80 year old grandma? wifey got a seashell shaped trivet from him. at least he could have got his own sister something decent,or at least something not for the kitchen since everyone knows she is the world's worst cook. but still, fucking jam jars. do I live in an IHOP? do me a favor bro, keep your shit gift.
 

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my brother in law sent me fucking jam jars. jam jars with a caddy and little spoons. what the fuck? am I an 80 year old grandma? wifey got a seashell shaped trivet from him. at least he could have got his own sister something decent,or at least something not for the kitchen since everyone knows she is the world's worst cook. but still, fucking jam jars. do I live in an IHOP? do me a favor bro, keep your shit gift.
jam jars with jam or just the jars? he spent more money on ya if there was jam in those jam jars ;)
 

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jam jars with jam or just the jars? he spent more money on ya if there was jam in those jam jars ;)

no jam in the jars. just empty little jars that I guess I can put my bluebrrry jam in rather than the jar it fucking comes in from the store.
 

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no jam in the jars. just empty little jars that I guess I can put my bluebrrry jam in rather than the jar it fucking comes in from the store.
Don't forget the Orange and Tangerine Marmalade
 
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abortions rule!

:clap:I'd rather it be an abortion than a gun!
 
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