Fuck You Slacker Pieces of shit.

Motor Head

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#1
These online commercials for online universities are eating a hole in my brain. Fucking stop! You fucked off in high school, now your doing the exact job you deserve to do. But oh wait, you can continue your slacker ways and try to shortcut your way into a degree and a better job. Guess what, nobody with an actual degree from an actual university cares.

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So it's my night off, I'm kicked back with my cocktail enjoying my usual shows, and this cunt comes on and start singing. I haaate her. I want to strangle her with her own intestines.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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#2
The "Go to school in your PJs!" chick needs to be very badly raped, you see.

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mikeybot

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#5
My dad and I used to argue over whether she was a slut(his position) or a stripper(mine).
My mom really hated that :D
 
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#6
I can literally sing that first song all the way through with 100% inflection accuracy.
As well as this one... I've seen it so many times I can even do the dancing if I had to

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I'm the commercial's target demo; awake at 4am watching King of The Hill, but I haz 2 degrees.
 
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#7
This one is more troublesome...

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Look at these charming interest rates:

Loan Product Borrower Proceeds Loan Fee APR Number of Payments Payment Amount
$10,000 Loan $9,925 $75 89.68% 84 $743.49
$5,075 Loan $5,000 $75 116.73% 84 $486.58
$2,600 Loan $2,525 $75 139.22% 47 $294.46
$1,500 Loan $1,000 $500 234.25% 24 $198.19

Ergo a $1,500 loan will cost you almost $4,800... guess there is no Indian word for usury.
 

lockjaaaaww

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#8
I just noticed that I haven't seen those education connection commercials in a while. A few months ago they were really getting on my nerves and were everywhere.
 

whiskeyguy

PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.
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#9
The funny thing is a few of these schools are fully accredited. Had a buddy who went to one of them out of high school (he was mocked as he should have been) but then after he got his BA transferred to a state school and got his MBA... which of course is the only thing he had to put on his resumes.

Like a boss.
 

Motor Head

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#10
This one is more troublesome...

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Look at these charming interest rates:

Loan Product Borrower Proceeds Loan Fee APR Number of Payments Payment Amount
$10,000 Loan $9,925 $75 89.68% 84 $743.49
$5,075 Loan $5,000 $75 116.73% 84 $486.58
$2,600 Loan $2,525 $75 139.22% 47 $294.46
$1,500 Loan $1,000 $500 234.25% 24 $198.19

Ergo a $1,500 loan will cost you almost $4,800... guess there is no Indian word for usury.
How desperate do you have to be for money to borrow from Chief Anal Fist?? They must have a spectacular default rate. I think you could buy a new Corvette for $743.00 a month for 84 months.
 

Motor Head

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The funny thing is a few of these schools are fully accredited. Had a buddy who went to one of them out of high school (he was mocked as he should have been) but then after he got his BA transferred to a state school and got his MBA... which of course is the only thing he had to put on his resumes.

Like a boss.
That's actually pretty clever.
 

Stormrider666

Hell is home.
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#12
They run those Western Sky commercials here in NYC. They seem oddly out of place for some reason.
 

JonBenetRamsey

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#13
This one is more troublesome...

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Look at these charming interest rates:

Loan Product Borrower Proceeds Loan Fee APR Number of Payments Payment Amount
$10,000 Loan $9,925 $75 89.68% 84 $743.49
$5,075 Loan $5,000 $75 116.73% 84 $486.58
$2,600 Loan $2,525 $75 139.22% 47 $294.46
$1,500 Loan $1,000 $500 234.25% 24 $198.19

Ergo a $1,500 loan will cost you almost $4,800... guess there is no Indian word for usury.
i prefer this one

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#14
Now they've got Shannon Doherty doing their commercials. I thought that cock-eyed bitch had hit bottom when she hosted Scare Tactics, but apparently she was still plummeting.

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Mags

LDAR, bitch.
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#16
Now they've got Shannon Doherty doing their commercials. I thought that cock-eyed bitch had hit bottom when she hosted Scare Tactics, but apparently she was still plummeting.

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I can't STAND her offset eye. It's one of my pet peeves with women; have symmetrical eyes or I can't look at you.

Goddam crooked-eyed cunt!
 

Danesy

Cute but psycho, it all evens out.
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#17
That space between her 2 front teeth bothers me more than anything.

You have money, fix your fucking teeth.
 
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That space between her 2 front teeth bothers me more than anything.

You have money, fix your fucking teeth.
She probably leaves her teeth that way so that it draws attention away from the fact that one of her eyes is on her forehead.
 

Danesy

Cute but psycho, it all evens out.
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#21
She's doing commercials for online schools that play at 3AM in the morning. She has likely pissed away her money.
Not exactly. She has a reality show on like WE or Oxygen or something like that. So she's still getting paid.

Not to mention, you're a member of SAG, which means Insurance. No fucking excuse. Her teeth are disgusting.

Sorry, but that's a pet peeve of mine, I hate people with horrible teeth.
 

LiddyRules

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