My work is moving to a new facility next week. One of the perks of the new building is gated parking for a decent monthly rate. So of course someone backed into my new used car at some point this week. Of course the cunt didn't leave a note. Just noticed it today (who looks at the front passenger side of their car). Jacked one of the headlights, cracked the bumper, bent about three inches of the front of the hood. I can't have nice things.