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Fuck You: The car saga continues

Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by BIV, Mar 14, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    My work is moving to a new facility next week. One of the perks of the new building is gated parking for a decent monthly rate.

    So of course someone backed into my new used car at some point this week. Of course the cunt didn't leave a note. Just noticed it today (who looks at the front passenger side of their car). Jacked one of the headlights, cracked the bumper, bent about three inches of the front of the hood.

    I can't have nice things.
     
  2. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Seems you cant have shitty things either. Sorry, dude.

    My uncle works at a used car dealership, he could probably hook you up. You'd have to drive the piece of shit he would sell you back to the west coast though.
     
  3. Don the Radio Guy

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    Camera at the lot? Hit and run is a crime.
     
  4. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    The car still runs fine, purely cosmetic, it's just fucking insult to injury.

    Street parallel parking, which is why he hit me. I'm not even sure what day it was.
     
  5. Ballbuster1

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    Buy a bus pass.
     
  6. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    This. You're a vehicular jinx.
     
  7. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    You don't even fucking know. This kind of shit has happened to every vehicle I've ever owned.
     
  8. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Buy some rope.
     
  9. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Leads? Yeah sure, I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab.

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    They just put another 4 detectives on the case. They got us working in shifts.

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    Hahahahahaha... leads.
     
  10. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Could have been worse... my parents went to the NH liquor store to get a bottle of Crystal Skull vodka for one of the employees. Someone t-boned their G 35 sedan right between the doors and drove away.. Cost about 4g's to fix. And for whatever reason they have a Statie in the store... but no exterior cameras.
     
  11. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    they didn't hear the crash when it happened?

    the car that hit them should have been wrecked pretty bad and easy to spot
     
  12. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Nah that store (like most of them in NH) is right beside the interstate... so they didn't hear shit. Thinking like a pick up due to the height of the crunched metal. The center pillar and the two doors will pushed in about 14" up from the ground. But who knows.

    This store specifically... it's basically the last one before you hit Maine. So all the tourists tend to load up at this one... if they missed the other one umm 10 miles before.

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  13. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    I would think moving a center pillar in 14" would lean towards the insurance company totaling the car

    that is usually a car roooner
     
  14. stevethrower

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    I meant the hit was like 14" up from the ground... and I would have thought so as well.

    Like both of the doors were fucked up... and the pillar was creased in. Figure a bumper shaped dent a couple of inches deep centered on the pillar.

    Side note they were visiting from Canada... and the passenger side doors wouldn't open anymore.

    Didn't matter as a few months later my dad got in a low speed offset head on collision (he was fine) and to fix the car that time I think it was like 14k... so they wrote it of. And they got a used G37... which is a rocket ship...
     
  15. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Guys who go on dates? :action-sm
     

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