Morning coffee makes me shit. I drink it first, then shower. Solves the problem for a little bit, but then later in the day I sometimes have to shit again.
When I was logging I got on a pretty regular shit schedule. I make sure I get up early enough to shit before leaving the house (before a shower if I'm taking one)... shitting in the woods is inconvenient, but it really sucks when you have to do it in the dark... and sometimes I'd be awake for four hours before the sun came up.
Prob in Japan they do... well unless the have that wacky squat and shit thing... My parent's had a friend who was a ship's pilot and he was piloting in a Siri Lakan ship... he had to take a shit... the bathroom facilities consisted of hole cut in the deck with a bucket with a ladle thing to wash your ass when you are done.
Or when duck hunting... nothing worse peeling off your nice warm neoprene chest waders and try to shit without hitting the suspender things....
i wove a beautiful whistle lanyard and made an intricate knot to hold it to my field bib overalls, misjudged the length. yep, pissed right into my whistle first time out.
I hated that when I was there. It was back in 71 so there weren't as many sit down heads in those days. I'm sure it's better now.
