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Fuck you to having to shit within an hour after showering

Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by mikeybot, Oct 9, 2012.

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  1. Don't care

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  2. You're an ass

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  3. I'm an ass

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  4. Pee in [insert name - please reply with name]'s butt

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  5. CM Mark is a cunt

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  1. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    Yeah, just saying.

    Felt it perkalating but couldn't get it out before hand.
     
  2. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    The three S's; Shit, Shower, Shave. Out of sequence sucks balls.
     
  3. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    That's what they make baby wipes for.
     
  4. GlennathonMcD

    GlennathonMcD Registered User

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    Morning coffee makes me shit. I drink it first, then shower. Solves the problem for a little bit, but then later in the day I sometimes have to shit again.
     
  5. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    Well, those get used regardless. It's still annoying.
     
  6. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Most places of employment don't have bidets.
     
  8. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    When I was logging I got on a pretty regular shit schedule. I make sure I get up early enough to shit before leaving the house (before a shower if I'm taking one)... shitting in the woods is inconvenient, but it really sucks when you have to do it in the dark... and sometimes I'd be awake for four hours before the sun came up.
     
  9. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Prob in Japan they do... well unless the have that wacky squat and shit thing...

    [​IMG]

    My parent's had a friend who was a ship's pilot and he was piloting in a Siri Lakan ship... he had to take a shit... the bathroom facilities consisted of hole cut in the deck with a bucket with a ladle thing to wash your ass when you are done.
     
  10. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Or when duck hunting... nothing worse peeling off your nice warm neoprene chest waders and try to shit without hitting the suspender things....
     
  11. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    i wove a beautiful whistle lanyard and made an intricate knot to hold it to my field bib overalls, misjudged the length. yep, pissed right into my whistle first time out.
     
  12. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    I hated that when I was there. It was back in 71 so there weren't as
    many sit down heads in those days. I'm sure it's better now.
     
  13. Wrecktum

    Wrecktum Tounge puncher of fart boxes

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    Fucking savage shitting is the worst.

    Posted from smoke signal
     
  14. stevethrower

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    Done that with duck calls...
     

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