Fuck you to having to shit within an hour after showering

Thoughts...?

  • Don't care

    Votes: 4 40.0%
  • You're an ass

    Votes: 3 30.0%
  • I'm an ass

    Votes: 2 20.0%
  • Pee in [insert name - please reply with name]'s butt

    Votes: 6 60.0%
  • CM Mark is a cunt

    Votes: 3 30.0%
  • The show was better when [reply with era]

    Votes: 1 10.0%

  • Total voters
    10

mikeybot

SPANAKOPITA!!!
#1
Yeah, just saying.

Felt it perkalating but couldn't get it out before hand.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#2
The three S's; Shit, Shower, Shave. Out of sequence sucks balls.
 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
Donator
#3
That's what they make baby wipes for.
 
#4
Morning coffee makes me shit. I drink it first, then shower. Solves the problem for a little bit, but then later in the day I sometimes have to shit again.
 

whiskeyguy

PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.
Donator
#8
When I was logging I got on a pretty regular shit schedule. I make sure I get up early enough to shit before leaving the house (before a shower if I'm taking one)... shitting in the woods is inconvenient, but it really sucks when you have to do it in the dark... and sometimes I'd be awake for four hours before the sun came up.
 
#9
Prob in Japan they do... well unless the have that wacky squat and shit thing...



My parent's had a friend who was a ship's pilot and he was piloting in a Siri Lakan ship... he had to take a shit... the bathroom facilities consisted of hole cut in the deck with a bucket with a ladle thing to wash your ass when you are done.
 
#10
When I was logging I got on a pretty regular shit schedule. I make sure I get up early enough to shit before leaving the house (before a shower if I'm taking one)... shitting in the woods is inconvenient, but it really sucks when you have to do it in the dark... and sometimes I'd be awake for four hours before the sun came up.
Or when duck hunting... nothing worse peeling off your nice warm neoprene chest waders and try to shit without hitting the suspender things....
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#11
Or when duck hunting... nothing worse peeling off your nice warm neoprene chest waders and try to shit without hitting the suspender things....
i wove a beautiful whistle lanyard and made an intricate knot to hold it to my field bib overalls, misjudged the length. yep, pissed right into my whistle first time out.
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
#12
Prob in Japan they do... well unless they have that wacky squat and shit thing...
I hated that when I was there. It was back in 71 so there weren't as
many sit down heads in those days. I'm sure it's better now.
 

Wrecktum

Tounge puncher of fart boxes
#13
Fucking savage shitting is the worst.

Posted from smoke signal
 
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