This is a ginormous FUCK YOU to my cunt sister-in-law. My husband NikkorTheMonk's niece, is getting married tomorrow. Great, huh. Today, he gets a text from his sis. "Uh, yeah, the girl's getting married. Tomorrow. At noon. You can come if you want." The girl only got engaged, like, a week ago. What. The. Fuck.?! He's not some goddamned "stranger" uncle you only see three times in 15 years. He's not Uncle Paul. Nope. He's been one of the only stable fucking adult males in her life for the last 15 years. Stood in for her father when the Sis and her ex were divorced. Bailed the sis out with at least 10K in cash when she couldn't feed her kids when she was still married to the loser. Fucking took this girl and her sister to theme parks, the mall, bought her all kinds of shit, colored Easter Eggs and made sure both girls had Christmas the first few years after the divorce. Was at every graduation and prom and fucking dance recital. And then he gets a fucking TEXT at 4:45 the day before a noon wedding on a work day that says "Come if you want." Fuck that. It's bad enough this dizzy bitch is picking fights over shit that their widowed mom is cleaning out her house and giving to him or me. It's bad enough that she's now calling me "not family" after gladly taking my cash for her kids, my time, my resources for 10 fucking years. You can fucking do to me whatever you want. But you don't DARE fucking treat your brother like shit when all he's done is back your ass up and be there emotionally for your kids. Don't you dare get all huffy when he texts back "I'm completely crushed" because, yeah, he did daydream about maybe being asked to walk her down the aisle. Or at least take the pictures. For free. As always. So, thanks for that emotional maturity. And I'd better not hear you creating drama over his decision not to break his back to change his work schedule around and get there tomorrow. It's obvious you could give a fuck about his feelings. He, and I, is done caring about yours.