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Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by wes mantooth, Jun 19, 2007.

  1. wes mantooth

    wes mantooth wierdo

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    You're not sexy walking around with your grass-stained, hookworm infested, dog shit carrying feet. You could be cute except the image of your feet reduces you to hillbilly status at best. You ruined my dinner tonight by propping those nasty feet on the table across from me while talking about how hot it was today. Well no fucking shit, it's Summertime in the South.

    Let me give you a clue; you're no longer a child able to walk around without a care in the world about your appearance. The choice to transport yourself around like some third world savage forced to go without shoes is yours and yours alone. Save the barefooting for the privacy of your home you "freespirited" inconsiderate cunt.
     
  2. Philly loser

    Philly loser Wackbag Elder Statesman

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    Where the fuck are you eating where there are feet on the table?
     
  3. wes mantooth

    wes mantooth wierdo

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    It was the outdoor section of a local sports bar.
     
  4. fuckwit

    fuckwit He loves you, and he needs money.

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    CM Mark The East is Ours!

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    I hung out with thousands of hippies this weekend. I never want to see nasty bare feet again.
     
  7. Monstercloud

    Monstercloud Registered User

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    The only time i am ever barefoot is if I'm in someone's house, or I'm just going outside a short distance.. doing it casually outside is just stupid..
     
  8. HummerTuesdays

    HummerTuesdays Another girrrrl!!!

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    EW. They are hilbillys if they're putting their feet, bare or shoed, on the table. WTF is up with that??? I hope by "on the table across from me" you mean another table and not the person sitting across from you.
     
  9. Joe Avezzano

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    Fucking hippies, gotta hate them.
     
  10. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    yick, i go bare foot around the house and have been known to not ware sox with slipons but i dont wander about with out shoes thats just nasty
     
  11. Dopie Opie

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    Hippies at a sports bar ??? Something does not add up here....

    The only time I see bare feet at a bar is at a local joint that has a sand volley ball court. That is understandable, but not lounging with your bare feet on a table.
     
  12. wes mantooth

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    She was more of a loud redneck type that didn't have a care in the fucking world. She started off with both feet in a chair but when she moved them to the top of the table I was done...to go box please. I won't be eating there again.

    Looking back on it now I think she did it on purpose. She saw my look of disgust when she put them in the chair so she decided to passive-aggressively "up her game" so to speak.

    Kudos to you cunt. You win.
     
  13. Dopie Opie

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    Thats when I try my best to walk past her and casually fart in her face. Fuck that, I can't stand douches like that.
     
  14. HummerTuesdays

    HummerTuesdays Another girrrrl!!!

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    That's when I complain to management & call the health inspector.
     
  15. DeltaPin

    DeltaPin Well-Known Member
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    Never go barefoot. Nobody deserves to see my nasty feet.
     
  16. DoucheMeister

    DoucheMeister I'm a douche!

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    Only barefoot in my backyard, when going in the pool.

    Fucking bohemians.
     
  17. ChimneyFish

    ChimneyFish Come home...to Simple Rick's

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    He did say the South.
     
  18. Absolutely

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    I know a lot of people that do this.
    I'm an oxymoron, a clean-hippie.

    Once some girl was putting her jet-black dirt feet on my bed sheets, she was really really cute, but I couldn't deal. I said she had to leave.

    It's disgusting.
    "I like to feel the grass cool grass on my feet"
    - You're disgusting.
     
  19. FAZ8218

    FAZ8218 Good eeeeeeeevening.
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    Haha you fucking hicks.
     
  20. JimsInfectedEye

    JimsInfectedEye That's very hurtful, sir.

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    Why didn't you go over and just start licking and sucking her toes?
     
  21. ScottyGams

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    wow... i guess since im in the new york area... i never see these things

    I dont even like girls that wear flip flops!
     
  22. Jerry1

    Jerry1 Megatron Star!

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    I'm in the NYC area and I see them alot!

    I would never wear sandals or flip flops in NYC and those who do are nuts. I can understand if you are at the beach(who like sand in their shoes right?) or just lying around the house but out in NYC streets? Never.
    You never know what your gonna walk into either it be dog crap or a puddle of who knows what. Then there are cars, bikes and other people who could run right over them(Which would be great to see happen to someone!).
    You ever see someone's foot after walking in sandals in NYC? If my feet looked like that, I might go ahead and cut that off(Referring to today's Pottalk bit)
     
  23. Myhairygrundle

    Myhairygrundle Screw you guys, I'm going home.

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    You should have cut her foot off with your table knife, and put her foot an a plate.

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