Fuck You to short cars in the parking lot

izzy izkowitz

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I would like to say a big fuck you to all those owners of tiny ass cars that pull so far in the parking spot that you can't see them. I really pisses me off when I am in a crowded parking lot and think I have finally found a spot only to be fooled again by some fucking Yugo piece of shit. And while I am at it, I would also like to say fuck you to all you lazy fucks that can't walk the extra 20 feet to the shopping cart return and just leave your cart in the one open spot so I have to get out of my car and move it so I can have a place to park. put the fucking cart away, it really is not that hard!
 

MJMANDALAY

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Congrats
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izzy izkowitz

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Congrats
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:D

why thank you my friend. every time that happens to me I want to post a big fu and was all sorts of happy when I discovered I could post a thread when I got home from wally world today.
 

Chino Kapone

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i think you will see alot more of em.

 

Sinn Fein

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And they're always parked in between vans, SUV's, or trucks so you really can't tell.
 

martianvirus

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I say fuck the retards with SUVs. If you park inbetween them you can't see to back out on a busy street. I think they all should die. Fucking SUV and truck owners are faggots.
 

Nothing Sound

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Sometimes I will actually get out of my car and put
a shopping cart in the space I just occupied just to be a prick.
 

Capt'n Obvious

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I would like to say a big fuck you to all those owners of tiny ass cars that pull so far in the parking spot that you can't see them. I really pisses me off when I am in a crowded parking lot and think I have finally found a spot only to be fooled again by some fucking Yugo piece of shit. And while I am at it, I would also like to say fuck you to all you lazy fucks that can't walk the extra 20 feet to the shopping cart return and just leave your cart in the one open spot so I have to get out of my car and move it so I can have a place to park. put the fucking cart away, it really is not that hard!
:clap::clap::clap: I agree 100%
 
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ImARealMensch

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An equal FU to those big-assed SUVs that you can not see around in parking lots. The bigger the SUV, the smaller the owner's junk!

and another one FU to the people who park BIG CARS in the Compacts Only spots.
 

ern

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Yeah, and a big FU to small car owners who think they can park two inches from the door to my pickup. No need to buy running boards for my truck, I just use your hood or roof. But I will have to buy a brush guard or grill guard, so I can start pushing those carts out of my way with my truck.
 

Drunk Stepdad

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Well, fuck you to big ass trucks that when you don't pull all the way up, take that as an invite to part their front tires in your space inches away from my front bumper. Or better yet, when I pull thru, I can't get to my fucking hatch because they are parked so close.

And if the small car drivers were smart, they'd realize quick that if they are loading anything into their hatch, if you pull up to far you're going to be standing in a puddle of oil and what ever the hell leaked all over the parking space.

But we can all agree, fuck the fucking fuckers who leave carts all over the place. We don't all drive mom's old K-Car.
 

Absolutely

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The ole' Fake Spot.


Yeah, and a big FU to small car owners who think they can park two inches from the door to my pickup. No need to buy running boards for my truck, I just use your hood or roof. But I will have to buy a brush guard or grill guard, so I can start pushing those carts out of my way with my truck.
That is my biggest "pet-peeve". I've now taken to the action of no matter how far the asshole is parked into the other space that is open I still park next to him.
If that means scraping up against the asshole's mirror or parking my car literally a centimeter away from his car and climbing out the passenger side I do it.
Who are these self-important assholes who just sideways park in a busy lot and essentially take up two spots?
Last night at this casino I was at there was a little beamer parked next to me really really close I had to suck it in to slide by to get in. He ended up with a lot of slit and an icecream cone on his passenger side.
 
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steve urkel pwned you.
 

Turfmower

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I'm the leave the cart guy and the big truck guy and to Fuck you all the small car guys I leave my trailer hitch in so you hit your shin and become bruised leg guy.
 

Cunt Smasher

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I've got a Festiva AND a 4x4 Excursion.Fuck everybody.
 

TravisRB69

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I would also like to say fuck you to all you lazy fucks that can't walk the extra 20 feet to the shopping cart return and just leave your cart in the one open spot so I have to get out of my car and move it so I can have a place to park. put the fucking cart away, it really is not that hard!
:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: x10000000000000000

Nothing makes me want to find the person that did it and introduce them to the business end of a woodchipper more than leaving your cart out of the cart corral, just loose in the parking lot where anyone can run into it, or where it can take off and hit anyone's car, which by default means that the cart could be all the way across the parking lot and 10 other vehicles could be in its path, but the shopping cart, if it takes off, WILL hit MY vehicle. And it WILL, instead of stopping, keep going and graze by the side of my vehicle for about 10 feet, leaving a series of small scratches all in a line. It has happened to me numerous times. On top of that, the cart comes to rest right up against my vehicle, so as soon as I am within view of my vehicle and see a shopping cart propped right up against it, I know EXACTLY what happened, and instantly any and all good mood I had is completely out the window, and thoughts of woodchipper mayhem enter my mind in its place. I wish I were around to see who did it. Like in Pulp Fiction, it would almost be worth them doing it, just to catch them in the act. I swear to fucking Christ if I knew who it was, I would find their vehicle, and get my keychain out, and key their vehicle all the way around with every single key on the chain, then drain the air out of all their tires, and their spare if it was accessible.

This sentiment triples for people who leave their carts out in the open ON A WINDY DAY. :arrrh::arrrh::arrrh: Fucking stupid, retarded, mongoloid MORONS.
 

HummerTuesdays

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I hate the "space tease" but even more so are the people that can't fucking PARK THEIR CAR. If you're in a lot, it should be one & done. You shouldn't need a fucking 8-point turn to get your car or SUV in/out of the spot.

And don't even get me started on paralell parking. I parked my Echo on the street last night. I had the spot right before the corner & I pulled all the way up to the front of the spot. Some dumb ass in a CRV couldn't paralell park behind me. They had their entire spot (the town has lines painted for the spaces) and the car behind the dumbass had left room at the front. It's not like they were trying to fit a Hummer in a compact car spot.
 

Chino Kapone

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I hate the "space tease" but even more so are the people that can't fucking PARK THEIR CAR. If you're in a lot, it should be one & done. You shouldn't need a fucking 8-point turn to get your car or SUV in/out of the spot.

And don't even get me started on paralell parking. I parked my Echo on the street last night. I had the spot right before the corner & I pulled all the way up to the front of the spot. Some dumb ass in a CRV couldn't paralell park behind me. They had their entire spot (the town has lines painted for the spaces) and the car behind the dumbass had left room at the front. It's not like they were trying to fit a Hummer in a compact car spot.

i had to sit and laugh as a watched 2 gay guys try and parallell park their Mini cooper with enough room to park an Escalade. it was pathetic.

i hate parallell parking, so i just avoid it in any situation i can.
 

Cunt Smasher

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...and the fucko's that park on the fucking line, taking TWO spots...
 

Beeman99

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I say fuck the retards with SUVs. If you park inbetween them you can't see to back out on a busy street. I think they all should die. Fucking SUV and truck owners are faggots.
I saw all small car drivers need to get rped by a negro with aids. Real men drive Trucks and SUV's. We burn gas, produce more emissions, and best of all, we run over whomever the fuck gets in our road.:action-sm
 

roche

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Why is it that it is only the guys in large trucks who can't seem to park in between the lines?

"My truck is so big these lines cant contain me so fuck you"

No. Fuck you.
 

Beeman99

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Why is it that it is only the guys in large trucks who can't seem to park in between the lines?

"My truck is so big these lines cant contain me so fuck you"

No. Fuck you.
I'm a farmer, so I have an excuse. I won't park like a tool if it's a small parking lot or a full one, but if I'm parking at WalMart or something I'll park away from the store so that some little immigrant cunt can't hit my truck with their door, and I'll take as many spots as I like. If they don't like it, die