Fuck you, vet!

oldmandick

Back In Black!!
Donator
Jan 15, 2005
12,548
2,446
701
Goa Way
#1
No, not you military.

Fuck the mofo veterinarian who gave me a fucking mountain of pills to give my mutt, who is 15. She hates me cramming my hand down her throat, and I hate doing it.

Velveeta ...
 
Dec 8, 2004
48,634
20,943
693
Maine
#2
Ummm peanut butter ritz cracker sandwiches? Worked for our Border Collie....
 

kloraferm

Humor is reason gone mad
Sep 6, 2002
31,365
41
703
Staten Island, NY
#3
I was never able how to figure out how to get my dog to take pills (tried hiding them in his food, but he would just eat the food and spit out the pill). Fortunately I was a kid so I just had my mom do that stuff.
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
Jul 24, 2005
22,543
13,852
608
Idaho
#4
Put the pills in the reservoir tip of a condom, but, and this is important, snip the end of the tip off before throat fucking the dog. The pills will be injected far down the throat.
 

MayrMeninoCrash

Liberal Psycopath
Dec 9, 2004
24,337
8,514
693
Silverdale, WA
#5
I have an English Bulldog and hiding it in peanut butter that you wipe on the roof of his mouth works good. Just had to give mine a round of antibiotics for a skin infection.

I thought you were going to bitch about the wallet ass-rayping you get every time you go there. I don't think I've ever had a vet visit under $250.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
Sep 15, 2004
46,670
6,859
693
F.U.B.A.R
#6
How many milligrams of Valium for a 75lb mutt? (It's so he doesn't freak out about the fireworks.)
 
Dec 8, 2004
48,634
20,943
693
Maine
#7
How many milligrams of Valium for a 75lb mutt? (It's so he doesn't freak out about the fireworks.)
Ummm you could give him Benadryl (1 mg per pound)... to calm him down.

Or....

Get him a Thunder Shirt.... our GSD could give a Turkey about loud noises but the Husky/Siberian cross we are taking care of starts panting and hiding. We ended up wrapping her mid section (loosely) with an ACE bandage and it seemed to help.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
Sep 15, 2004
46,670
6,859
693
F.U.B.A.R
#8
Luckily, he's a very well trained mutt (GSD/Lab mix) and didn't need any meds.
 

flyerfan116

Fuckin savages
Apr 14, 2005
6,877
270
513
NJ
#10
Thanks, but incasing the meds in Velveeta has worked like a charm.
They also sell pill pockets at petsmart, a soft hollowed out dog treat put the pills in squeeze together
 

George Costanza

All Hail the Dragonslayer.
Aug 10, 2007
4,839
8
143
Lake Orion Michigan
#13
Too bad humans aren't treated the way animals are for Lyme. It's usually not debilitating if treated early with antibiotics.
 

oldmandick

Back In Black!!
Donator
Jan 15, 2005
12,548
2,446
701
Goa Way
#14
They also sell pill pockets at petsmart, a soft hollowed out dog treat put the pills in squeeze together
Wifey picked up a package of these marvelous things this afternoon. Truly better than Velveeta! Thanks.
 

jimmyslostchin

Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?
Jun 8, 2005
2,332
50
313
NJ
#15
Wifey picked up a package of these marvelous things this afternoon. Truly better than Velveeta! Thanks.
But they taste like shit when you mix them with macaroni.