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Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by oldmandick, Jul 4, 2011.

  1. oldmandick

    oldmandick My Button is Bigger Than Your Button!
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    No, not you military.

    Fuck the mofo veterinarian who gave me a fucking mountain of pills to give my mutt, who is 15. She hates me cramming my hand down her throat, and I hate doing it.

    Velveeta ...
     
  2. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Ummm peanut butter ritz cracker sandwiches? Worked for our Border Collie....
     
  3. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    I was never able how to figure out how to get my dog to take pills (tried hiding them in his food, but he would just eat the food and spit out the pill). Fortunately I was a kid so I just had my mom do that stuff.
     
  4. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Put the pills in the reservoir tip of a condom, but, and this is important, snip the end of the tip off before throat fucking the dog. The pills will be injected far down the throat.
     
  5. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    I have an English Bulldog and hiding it in peanut butter that you wipe on the roof of his mouth works good. Just had to give mine a round of antibiotics for a skin infection.

    I thought you were going to bitch about the wallet ass-rayping you get every time you go there. I don't think I've ever had a vet visit under $250.
     
  6. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    How many milligrams of Valium for a 75lb mutt? (It's so he doesn't freak out about the fireworks.)
     
  7. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Ummm you could give him Benadryl (1 mg per pound)... to calm him down.

    Or....

    Get him a Thunder Shirt.... our GSD could give a Turkey about loud noises but the Husky/Siberian cross we are taking care of starts panting and hiding. We ended up wrapping her mid section (loosely) with an ACE bandage and it seemed to help.
     
  8. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Luckily, he's a very well trained mutt (GSD/Lab mix) and didn't need any meds.
     
  9. oldmandick

    oldmandick My Button is Bigger Than Your Button!
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    Thanks, but incasing the meds in Velveeta has worked like a charm.
     
  10. flyerfan116

    flyerfan116 Fuckin savages

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    They also sell pill pockets at petsmart, a soft hollowed out dog treat put the pills in squeeze together
     
  11. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    i just put the pill in my ass and the dog licks it out like a champ
     
  12. oldmandick

    oldmandick My Button is Bigger Than Your Button!
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    Heh. I'm betting the truth is that you are worm-free, your joints never ache, and you test negative for Lyme. :action-sm
     
  13. George Costanza

    George Costanza All Hail the Dragonslayer.

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    Too bad humans aren't treated the way animals are for Lyme. It's usually not debilitating if treated early with antibiotics.
     
  14. oldmandick

    oldmandick My Button is Bigger Than Your Button!
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    Wifey picked up a package of these marvelous things this afternoon. Truly better than Velveeta! Thanks.
     
  15. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    But they taste like shit when you mix them with macaroni.
     

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