OK, I wont bother describing these commercials, since most of you have seen them, and those that havent probably wont give 2 squirts of piss in a Ziplock bag about my rant, but, FUCK YOU TO BURGER KING and it's newest add campaign, "whopper freak out". Can we stop pretending for a moment that any worthwhile human being gives shit one about the whopper, or burger king, or would get emotional at all about the whopper's absence from a menu? I know that within the feeble castle's of the corporate douche bag's minds who approve these awful fucking add campaigns that pretending that their stupid, cancerous, grade F bovine flesh between 2 stale buns would have any kind of public impact seemed like a good idea, but I am begging, BEGGING the nuclear super powers of the world to nuke the US immediately if the actors in these commercials actually represent the average American citizen. The disclaimer at the begginning of the commercial, claiming that the people in the commercial are not actors, but actual customers is a fucking insult, and a kick in the nuts of the intelligence of the population at large. While I have no doubt that actual customers, in actual burger kings have gotten as upset as the actors in these commercials pretend to be, I submit that any passion, irritation, and child like behavior have been invariably linked to the shitty customer service they have received at said burger king. In closing: fuck you burger king, fuck you whopper freak out, and anything associated with whopperfreakout.com. I made sure to mention whopper freak out multiple times, in hopes that some corporate cum dumpster from the BK will google 'whopper freak out', trolling for public response to their add campaign, and will read this. Then purchase a gun to and use it to make themself die. Jesus, am I overreacting to this, or what?