fuck you women and your tiny female brains

JonBenetRamsey

well shit the bed
#1
my friend sends me a text saying "i'm so excited!!!" about the jim jefferies show we're going to. so i reply to her with "i'm so scared!!!" and she doesn't get the reference. i want to slam her head into a wall right now, but she's my best friend. and no i am not trying to fuck her despite her being hot. i'm not letting my dick ruin this friendship.
 

mills

I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness
#2
What a stupid cunt! How do you not know what "I'm so scared" refers to!

What does I'm so scared refer to.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#4
For those who dont get the reference:

[video=youtube;bflYjF90t7c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c[/video]
 
#5
Why the fuck would ANYBODY get that reference? I take her side on this.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#6
Its pretty god damn famous to anyone born after '79 or so.
 

JonBenetRamsey

well shit the bed
#7
i haven't let it so far in the 8 years i've known her, so i'm pretty sure i'm golden. but hey, if she makes a move for the dick i will not stop her. that's on her. and then in her....

Its pretty god damn famous to anyone born after '79 or so.
exactly. a 26 year old girl would know this.
 

kloraferm

Humor is reason gone mad
#8
What's wrong with her?!?! :icon_roll
(honestly, I'm with her on this one)
 

Your_Moms_Box

Free Shit / Socialism 2016
#9
I'm 30. NO way in fuck I would have gotten that reference.

Not everyone was queer and watched saved by the bell.
 

Konstantin K

Big League Poster
#10
I've watched a fuck-ton of Saved by the Bell in my life but I wouldn't have picked up on the reference either.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#12
Shit, I've jerked off to that show(not proud of it, but hey... it happened) and I still didn't get the gimmick.

Reference fail.
 

kloraferm

Humor is reason gone mad
#13
I've watched a fuck-ton of Saved by the Bell in my life but I wouldn't have picked up on the reference either.
I actually watched that when I was little and I had no idea that's what the reference was.
 

Dikbag

Registered User
#14
Reference fail or not. The title is still a win.
 

icculus1284

Registered User
#15
My girlfriend and I were discussing this just yesterday.

She's cool.
 
#16
I watched this show when I was little, I've watched the show even recently on TBS or whatever.
I still had no idea what the reference was.
 
#17
I've seen the show. I've seen that episode, probably more than once.

I would never have gotten that. Ever. In fact if someone says it a week from now I wouldn't get it.
 

JonBenetRamsey

well shit the bed
#18
i guess it's not as classic a scene as i thought. but i do know i reference it any time any one says "i'm so excited" because i just might be a douche.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#19
i guess it's not as classic a scene as i thought. but i do know i reference it any time any one says "i'm so excited" because i just might be a douche.
I got your back, I got the reference right away.
 

Wrecktum

Tounge puncher of fart boxes
#20
Total reference fail. You can't get mad at someone for not getting a reference either. You just take the douche chills and pick up the pieces.
 

Party Rooster

Unleash The Beast
#22
Total reference fail. You can't get mad at someone for not getting a reference either. You just take the douche chills and pick up the pieces.
This. Know your audience, you're not Dennis Miller.
 
#23
In your defense, it does produce douche chills for how horrible it is. And it's definitely memorable as a horrible douche moment in a show full of horrible moments. But not enough as a reference..

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whiskeyguy

PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.
Donator
#24
I'm 28 and I have no idea what that was referring to. Never saw even one full episode of Saved by the Bell.

There are plenty of things wrong with women, this isn't one of them.
 
#25
I'm 28 and I have no idea what that was referring to. Never saw even one full episode of Saved by the Bell.

There are plenty of things wrong with women, this isn't one of them.
What the fuck?

Nobody ever watched that show

Stay strong
 
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