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  1. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    my friend sends me a text saying "i'm so excited!!!" about the jim jefferies show we're going to. so i reply to her with "i'm so scared!!!" and she doesn't get the reference. i want to slam her head into a wall right now, but she's my best friend. and no i am not trying to fuck her despite her being hot. i'm not letting my dick ruin this friendship.
     
  2. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    What a stupid cunt! How do you not know what "I'm so scared" refers to!

    What does I'm so scared refer to.
     
  3. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Yes you will.
     
  4. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    For those who dont get the reference:

    [video=youtube;bflYjF90t7c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c[/video]
     
  5. Rash Rendering

    Rash Rendering Registered User

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    Why the fuck would ANYBODY get that reference? I take her side on this.
     
  6. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Its pretty god damn famous to anyone born after '79 or so.
     
  7. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    i haven't let it so far in the 8 years i've known her, so i'm pretty sure i'm golden. but hey, if she makes a move for the dick i will not stop her. that's on her. and then in her....

    exactly. a 26 year old girl would know this.
     
  8. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    What's wrong with her?!?! :icon_roll
    (honestly, I'm with her on this one)
     
  9. Your_Moms_Box

    Your_Moms_Box Free Shit / Socialism 2016

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    I'm 30. NO way in fuck I would have gotten that reference.

    Not everyone was queer and watched saved by the bell.
     
  10. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    I've watched a fuck-ton of Saved by the Bell in my life but I wouldn't have picked up on the reference either.
     
  11. ruckstande

    ruckstande Posts mostly from the shitter.

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    I didn't watch that shit.
     
  12. Creasy Bear

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    Shit, I've jerked off to that show(not proud of it, but hey... it happened) and I still didn't get the gimmick.

    Reference fail.
     
  13. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    I actually watched that when I was little and I had no idea that's what the reference was.
     
  14. Dikbag

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    Reference fail or not. The title is still a win.
     
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    icculus1284 Registered User

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    My girlfriend and I were discussing this just yesterday.

    She's cool.
     
  16. Absolutely

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    I watched this show when I was little, I've watched the show even recently on TBS or whatever.
    I still had no idea what the reference was.
     
  17. kidconnor

    kidconnor 55gallon hog

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    I've seen the show. I've seen that episode, probably more than once.

    I would never have gotten that. Ever. In fact if someone says it a week from now I wouldn't get it.
     
  18. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    i guess it's not as classic a scene as i thought. but i do know i reference it any time any one says "i'm so excited" because i just might be a douche.
     
  19. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I got your back, I got the reference right away.
     
  20. Wrecktum

    Wrecktum Tounge puncher of fart boxes

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    Total reference fail. You can't get mad at someone for not getting a reference either. You just take the douche chills and pick up the pieces.
     
  21. Your_Moms_Box

    Your_Moms_Box Free Shit / Socialism 2016

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    On the plus side, douche gets a lot of pussy.
     
  22. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    This. Know your audience, you're not Dennis Miller.
     
  23. kidconnor

    kidconnor 55gallon hog

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    In your defense, it does produce douche chills for how horrible it is. And it's definitely memorable as a horrible douche moment in a show full of horrible moments. But not enough as a reference..

    Sent from my ADR6300 using Tapatalk
     
  24. whiskeyguy

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    I'm 28 and I have no idea what that was referring to. Never saw even one full episode of Saved by the Bell.

    There are plenty of things wrong with women, this isn't one of them.
     
  25. BeerBelly

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    What the fuck?

    Nobody ever watched that show

    Stay strong
     

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