fuck you women and your tiny female brains

JonBenetRamsey

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my friend sends me a text saying "i'm so excited!!!" about the jim jefferies show we're going to. so i reply to her with "i'm so scared!!!" and she doesn't get the reference. i want to slam her head into a wall right now, but she's my best friend. and no i am not trying to fuck her despite her being hot. i'm not letting my dick ruin this friendship.
 

mills

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What a stupid cunt! How do you not know what "I'm so scared" refers to!

What does I'm so scared refer to.
 

fletcher

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For those who dont get the reference:

[video=youtube;bflYjF90t7c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c[/video]
 

Rash Rendering

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Why the fuck would ANYBODY get that reference? I take her side on this.
 

fletcher

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Its pretty god damn famous to anyone born after '79 or so.
 

JonBenetRamsey

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i haven't let it so far in the 8 years i've known her, so i'm pretty sure i'm golden. but hey, if she makes a move for the dick i will not stop her. that's on her. and then in her....

Its pretty god damn famous to anyone born after '79 or so.
exactly. a 26 year old girl would know this.
 

Your_Moms_Box

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I'm 30. NO way in fuck I would have gotten that reference.

Not everyone was queer and watched saved by the bell.
 

Konstantin K

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I've watched a fuck-ton of Saved by the Bell in my life but I wouldn't have picked up on the reference either.
 

Creasy Bear

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Shit, I've jerked off to that show(not proud of it, but hey... it happened) and I still didn't get the gimmick.

Reference fail.
 

Dikbag

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Reference fail or not. The title is still a win.
 
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I watched this show when I was little, I've watched the show even recently on TBS or whatever.
I still had no idea what the reference was.
 

kidconnor

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I've seen the show. I've seen that episode, probably more than once.

I would never have gotten that. Ever. In fact if someone says it a week from now I wouldn't get it.
 

fletcher

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i guess it's not as classic a scene as i thought. but i do know i reference it any time any one says "i'm so excited" because i just might be a douche.
I got your back, I got the reference right away.
 

Wrecktum

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Total reference fail. You can't get mad at someone for not getting a reference either. You just take the douche chills and pick up the pieces.
 

kidconnor

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In your defense, it does produce douche chills for how horrible it is. And it's definitely memorable as a horrible douche moment in a show full of horrible moments. But not enough as a reference..

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I'm 28 and I have no idea what that was referring to. Never saw even one full episode of Saved by the Bell.

There are plenty of things wrong with women, this isn't one of them.
 
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I'm 28 and I have no idea what that was referring to. Never saw even one full episode of Saved by the Bell.

There are plenty of things wrong with women, this isn't one of them.
What the fuck?

Nobody ever watched that show

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