So back in Oct I move into this house with a girl I've know for about 10 years(as a friend, her room is the basement), and some guy she's renting to. Anyway, the house is a rowhome in northeast Philly that's probably at least 50 years old. To cut to the fucking point, the cunt(a guy) on the same floor as me has bitched more in the last 4 months about me being "noisy" coming home than my parents ever did, and their room was directly next to mine and I had to walk past their doorway to get to mine, unlike here where I come up the steps and just pass this fucking vag's room. Just to try to be nice, I even made a point to find out where the floor squeaked the most so that I could avoid it. I'm only posting this because when I came in tonight(about an hour ago) he fucking called out from his room(can't even call it yelling) that I "need to be more quiet coming home" and that he's "sick of me being loud". I am so glad I'm moving the fuck out at the end of the month. Anyone know how to pop the gas cap on a late 80's camaro/trans am so I can piss in his gas tank? Edit: I forgot to add, that in the entire time I've been here, the girl that owns the house hasn't said anything about me being noisy what so ever(the one that lives in the basement).