Fuckin love Schumer

mills

I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness
#1
I wouldn't put her in the top 5 O&A comics, but she easily cracks the top 10.

What I like so much about her is she's really funny and on top of that is her hot lily white jew azz.
 

Konstantin K

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#3
She's terrific, I've liked her more with each appearance. Really quick off the cuff and very fuckable.
 
#4
She's terrific, I've liked her more with each appearance. Really quick off the cuff and very fuckable.
Yeah, I've got a HUGE crush on her! Opie was talking about her hot ass...but I've only seen her in a skirt.. any pictures of that cute butt???
I love when she shows up!:icon_bigg
 

Neon

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#6
I am madly in love with Amy. Might even graduate to stalker.
 

djeter220

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#8
Amy's great. You can tell she just has that "it" thing about her that will keep her around in the business for a while. She fits into the show perfectly.
 

mills

I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness
#9
[sing] one of these things is not like the other
Think more in terms of phonetics rather than 11 year old wiggers who try to beat their parental filters.




(actually I really wanted to make a Pesci Casino reference but didn't know how)
 

luckie1710

Registered User
#10
Yeah, I've got a HUGE crush on her! Opie was talking about her hot ass...but I've only seen her in a skirt.. any pictures of that cute butt???
I love when she shows up!:icon_bigg
She does have a nice butt. Saw her in jeans on a subway platform in the city a few months ago
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
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#11
I've seen her open for Jimmy a few times.
She's very funny on stage and yeah, got a nice ass too.
 

DR. Jimcy M.E.

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#12
Think more in terms of phonetics rather than 11 year old wiggers who try to beat their parental filters.

(actually I really wanted to make a Pesci Casino reference but didn't know how)
You dont remember that song? You kids these days...

Jews arn't lilly white, there descended from arabic people.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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#13
Jews are some of the ghostliest looking pale people I've ever seen. Even the ones with a little color in them seem to look pasty somehow. Must be that shape shifter stuff.

BTW, I think the thing that's most attactive about Amy is that she's cute in that "yeah, I could actually score that" kind of way, but also funny & knows how to hang with the guys without being a tool.
 

mills

I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness
#14
You dont remember that song? You kids these days...

Jews arn't lilly white, there descended from arabic people.
No, what song? I must know.

I know jews can be dusky and sometimes nappy, but most of them blend in pretty well. Damn alien lizard camouflage.
 

mills

I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness
#15
Jews are some of the ghostliest looking pale people I've ever seen. Even the ones with a little color in them seem to look pasty somehow.
The lightest/whitest/pastiest girl I've ever dated was half Jewish, half Sicilian, and her natural hair color was jet black. Her skin color could blind a man.

Jews are magic, I tells ya.
 

DR. Jimcy M.E.

I bring love and cheer.
#16
Amy is pretty white looking but shes a "halvy" like Bill Maher right?
 

JoeyDVDZ

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#17
The lightest/whitest/pastiest girl I've ever dated was half Jewish, half Sicilian, and her natural hair color was jet black. Her skin color could blind a man.

Jews are magic, I tells ya.
I fuckin love that look.
 

Stig

Make America Gay Again.
#20
I think she would be the funnest girlfriend ever.
 

twiggy

Livin the Dream!!!
#22
I concur. Normally I'm not into the female comics but Schumer is fuckin fantastic. The fact that shes a freak helps but shes still really funny.
 

DR. Jimcy M.E.

I bring love and cheer.
#23
Shes good for a female comic but I rather she not do the pics. It chips (whats dat?) away a little of her comedic integrity in my eyes, you should let your humor stand up for you.

This cheapens her as a comedian to me, we all know Nick DiPaolo was quite the dish back in his prime but I think he would rather kill himself then parade around half naked stuffing a microphone in boxers with the bananas club sign in the background
 

user_name

Registered User
#24
i've a crush on her too. wish she was on the show more often
 

Yesterdays Hero

She's better than you, Smirkalicious.
#25
Shes good for a female comic but I rather she not do the pics. It chips (whats dat?) away a little of her comedic integrity in my eyes, you should let your humor stand up for you.

This cheapens her as a comedian to me, we all know Nick DiPaolo was quite the dish back in his prime but I think he would rather kill himself then parade around half naked stuffing a microphone in boxers with the bananas club sign in the background
Faggot. Or you're just acting a lot like your Avatar and trolling nicely.
 
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