Fucking Subaru Commercials

Myhairygrundle

Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Jul 16, 2005
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#1
GODDAMIT!!!!

I have to go buy a fucking Subaru right fucking now!

My wife watches these and cries like the borderline menopausal freak she it. Like Harry and Lloyd watching long distance commercials in Dumb and Dumber.

Fuck you Subaru for pushing me to try and get a new car cause I sure as shit love my dog and baby girl.

I hate my wife's fucking Volvo and want a Subaru!!!!! FUUUUCKKKKK!!!!






 

MetalBender

I like fistables.
Dec 20, 2009
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New Orleans....Iowa
#3
Then get one.

The wife (whiney) loves hers.

Honestly I do too despite the fact it's a car. I was pushing for a Passat over an Ipreza tho.
 

Lil'GlubGlub

You may call me Chef Glub
Sep 3, 2004
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near philly
#4
I love my Subaru!

I would hold off til the 2014 models come out.

The Forrester is going to have a power tailgate :eek:


Actually, it is a pretty good car. The forrester now has DOHC with the 4 cyl boxer engine. Oil changes every 7500 miles.
 

jnoble

Lingering longer for a longering linger
Dec 4, 2005
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New Jersey
#7
those commercials try way too hard with the "cutesy kid and environmentally aware self-important douchebag parents" angle
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
Sep 15, 2004
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F.U.B.A.R
#8
those commercials try way too hard with the "cutesy kid and environmentally aware self-important douchebag parents" angle

And they tend to drive like a bunch of smug cunts, too.
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
Aug 25, 2008
54,250
12,980
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Atlanta, GA
#9
GODDAMIT!!!!

I have to go buy a fucking Subaru right fucking now!

My wife watches these and cries like the borderline menopausal freak she it. Like Harry and Lloyd watching long distance commercials in Dumb and Dumber.

Fuck you Subaru for pushing me to try and get a new car cause I sure as shit love my dog and baby girl.

I hate my wife's fucking Volvo and want a Subaru!!!!! FUUUUCKKKKK!!!!
I've never seen advertising work this well. It's disgusting. :action-sm