FUCKYOU 1 1/2 battery change.

Glenn Dandy

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frickin wireless mouse battery died... i took the little fuck apart like a dumbass ... i took it totaLY apart instead of just the cover.

like 3 lil pieces of plastic crap fell out... each from a seperate erea and piece... they didnt snap together just layed in place... what a motherfucker just figuring where they went!

then to clamp it all back together without them moving.... finaly i found some super glue to help hold the lil pieces in place......

now on to these really tiny screws...fuck lil tiny screws tooooo!


then A big fuck you to my granite kitchen counter... you could lose a fucking quarter on the surface of it... its what the army should hide their guns in i swear.

everything that fell on it completly disapeared into the pattern...

ok, i feel better...

I plumb... i hate tiny mechanics work.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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stick to shit, leave the real mechanical stuff to the pro's:action-sm
 

maz

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i hate the tiny screws too
all the fucking clerks at work come to me to fix their fucking eyeglasses
when the screws come out

if i don't get the thing in after about 3 tries
i start to get nuts
i tell them to leave them with me
and check back in an hour
 

THE FEZ MAN

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the worst are the tiny little torx that some companys are useing now, i had to go out and buy a 1 and a 0, they look like needles, oh and a lot of them are stainless so you cant cheat and use a magnet to hold them in place
 

Glenn Dandy

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my screwdriver was like part fucking magnetic. just enough to make you think its going to hold the screw and it falls off and bounces 38 times just as you direct it in...... Im dealing with my girls tools she keeps at her condo... not exactly snap on.
 

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In all seriousness Glenn, go out and get a new one, no need to frustrate yourself over an old hunk of shit mouse.

Take the old mouse to a driving range and see how far you can send it with a 2-iron.
 

Turfmower

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How to fix shit like this take it out to your car, then smash it into 1000 pieces on the pavement. Now get in you car and buy a new mouse.
 

Glenn Dandy

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i got it up n running or i wouldnt be on the board,, im lost without a mouse/.


although the two iron n acid sounds like a hell of alot of fun.
 
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Wal Mart has wired and wireless optic mice for under $20.

Like someone else said, just save your sanity and go get a new one.

I hate to buy into our disposable society too, but it's just not worth it on a project like that.
 

maz

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i hear ya Moe
but there are people
myself included
that take pride in fixing
or at least trying to fix things
regardless of what they're worth
before trashing them

sometimes it can be pretty frustrating
but it's kind of a challenge for us
 
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i hear ya Moe
but there are people
myself included
that take pride in fixing
or at least trying to fix things
regardless of what they're worth
before trashing them

sometimes it can be pretty frustrating
but it's kind of a challenge for us
I understand that. But I think you've moved past the point of giving the ol' College Try when you're ranting about it on Wackbag.

This man seems at the end of his rope and should just go get a new one. GET A CORDED MOUSE.
 

maz

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#19
but he's our President
and i support Him
100 1/2 %
:D
 

MJMANDALAY

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Should have used the VooDoo