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Fun with Email from "BANKS"

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Fruit Monkey, Jul 28, 2007.

  1. Fruit Monkey

    Fruit Monkey Don't stare at it eat it! P-1 In trainning

    Oct 4, 2004
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    and i did search nothing on this i can find .... Heres my reply

    This must be my lucky day.I hope your family is well. I wouldn't want anything to have happend to them. My Name is Juan Lickmyballs. Like your sister to be sucking massive ****** cock on a daily basis for .25 United State dollar. That would be horrable knowing I can get atleast .50 United State dollar for her young mouth. Can your mother cook I am sure that all she is good at this point in her miserable life. knowing you fell out of her now barren cunt. Maybe your small dick had something to do with your father killing himself. But im sure the ****** your brother got AIDS from is dead by now so your exsistance on this planet is useless. Enjoy your shitty smoke filled room your are reding this from while I sit my big fat AMERICAN ASS IN MY LEATHER CHAIR have AIR CONDITIONING BLOW ON ME as I LOOK AT MAYBE YOUR SISTER NAKED ON THE NET AND JACK OFF TO HER. LIFE IS GOOD TO ME, so sorry it aint been so good to you.

    >From: tgiovatto@nyc.rr.com
    >Reply-To: hchilintw555@yahoo.com.tw
    >Subject: Reply
    >Date: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:13:12 +0800
    >Mr.Huang Chi-Lin
    >Bank SinoPac
    >Executive Vice President/
    >and General Manager
    >Northern Region Branches
    >General Manager Office
    >Taipei City Taiwan (R.O.C.)
    > I am Mr.Huang Chi-Lin.I work with SinoPac Bank,formerly known as
    >International Bank of Taipei as Executive Vice President and General
    >Manager,Northern Region Branches.I have business deal to share with
    >you. A Middle East Business man Mr.Thabit Alwan made a deposit of
    >Seventeen million three Hundred United State dollars with my bank for
    >the past four years and he did not come forward to claim or withdraw
    >his deposit that was strange to me.As the General Manager, I ordered
    >notification to be sent to his address but got no reply until we got
    >information that Mr.Thabit Alwan was among those that were killed by
    >missile at Baghdad Al-Tarmia Al mishada village in April 2003.The fund
    >is in my bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal
    >sum at the end of each year, I have been expecting his close relative
    >to come for his money as the heir but nobody has come and I don't want
    >this fund to be send to Taiwan reserve treasury.
    >Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one
    >apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that everything will
    >be well at the end of this transaction.I have decided to contact you
    >due to the urgency of this transaction.I got your email address while
    >searching for trustworthy individual.that will assist me in this regard
    >Hence I want to front you as the beneficiary of the fund of late
    >Mr.Thabit Alwan and we shall share (in the ratio of 60/40). I have
    >contacted a Taiwan base lawyer that will prepare the legal papers that
    >will back you up as the beneficiary to Mr.Thabit Alwan. If you are
    >interested get back to me with your Full Names,phone/fax and your
    >contact address so that the Taiwan base lawyer can commence his job.I
    >will use my position to influence the move of the funds after you have
    >been made the beneficiary owner of the fund. The lawyer will file for
    >claims on your behalf,and secure the necessary approval and letter of
    >probate in your favour,for the move of the funds to an account that
    >will be provided by you.
    >There is no risk involved at all in this matter, as we are going to
    >adopt a legalized method and the lawyer will prepare all the necessary
    >documents. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all
    >matters concerning this issue.Upon the successful completion of this
    >transaction I shall come to your country and I will like us to invest
    >I prefer you to reach me with the below email address.
    >Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated
    >Best Regard
    >Huang Chi Lin.
  2. alclark

    alclark ...

    Apr 14, 2003
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    Not enough asian racist stereotypes, but it was fucking hilarious anyway.

    ...aaannnnnd you might want to hide your email in your post.
  3. WhiteHonkyDevil

    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

    Dec 8, 2004
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    Oh shit. I remember one of those emails I got a couple years back. I convinced the fucker that I was a doctor with a very successful plastic surgery office, and strung the fucker for months before dropping the bomb. I wish I could find the emails.

    No tuckermax.

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