Fund Drvie to help ESD live like a king

TonyBagels

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You heard it today how on $80K you can live like a king in Florida. Dave was amazed. So, in the spirit of Wackbag doing wonderful things for Dave (see Inno fund which can be directly attributed to Dave getting married and expecting a child) I suggest we start a fund drive to raise $80K to buy Dave a house in Florida. Any generous baggers willing to donate?
 

blee

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Dave is the last person on Earth that I would give money to.
 

Don the Radio Guy

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I love Dave and I wouldn't give him a penny. Like Mr. Cumia, I only have enough for myself.

Besides, have I mentioned my kid took up horseback riding? You know how expensive that shit is?
 

RMPGP

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I love Dave and I wouldn't give him a penny. Like Mr. Cumia, I only have enough for myself.

Besides, have I mentioned my kid took up horseback riding? You know how expensive that shit is?
Your kid should spend some time in a mentorship with, oh let's say TaxKuntz, where she can grow and learn more about the world. Fuck that horse riding shit.
 
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Yea, sorry. Until I'm living like a King I'm not helping anyone else do it.

Good luck Dave.
 

LiddyRules

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You can get a hitman for a lot less.
 

Turtle

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I'll beat his ass for $80
 

LiddyRules

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True, but you need to have at least two plus years on a Life Insurance policy for a payout (it's also needs to look like an "accident", like being hit by a train).
Why would I be his beneficiary?
 

NikkorTheMonk

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I'll toss in $20 if he takes Earl with him to be the nanny....
 

Don the Radio Guy

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Your kid should spend some time in a mentorship with, oh let's say TaxKuntz, where she can grow and learn more about the world. Fuck that horse riding shit.
Took me 2 months to get Tax to stop talking about my kid...don't get him started again! :action-sm
 

BaLZaC~308

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Took me 2 months to get Tax to stop talking about my kid...don't get him started again! :action-sm

did he see that pic of you and her?? Im tempted to start talking bout her!

:)


Tony you are aware that 80k aint gonna buy you shit in florida... we all know this is just a plow to get rid of dave once and for all
 

Don the Radio Guy

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did he see that pic of you and her?? Im tempted to start talking bout her!:)
Well you did start banging AF when she was 15. I better watch out for you too.:action-sm


Tony you are aware that 80k aint gonna buy you shit in florida... we all know this is just a plow to get rid of dave once and for all
There's always the panhandle.

I have never heard of a Fund DRVIE before... sorreee
I was soooo tempted to say something. But I'm glad it was you that did. :icon_mrgr:icon_mrgr
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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That's cruel and understandable considering your hatred for the Ginger bastard.