Funniest line in Sopranos history

umo

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#1
"The framus intersects with the ramistan approximately at the podernoster" -Paulie Walnuts

Paulie Walnuts
 

RobeSoup&Tears

Get 'em while they're hot
#3
Livia Soprano (Tony's Mom): "...ehhh go shit in your hat."
 
#5
Christopher: I've seen pergatory, it's an Irish Pub and it's St. Patricks Day everyday.
 

ol' Cabey leg

As in Ol' (Darryl) Cabey leg
#7
Paulie from the Pine Barrens episode..."What, with his cock?"
 

N.Y. Johnny

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#9
Paulie Walnuts has most of the funniest ones. I liked the last episode about 2007 being such a bad fuckin year they can give it back to the indians.
 

Dopie Opie

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#10
WHat about Paulie walking in on Tony in the hospital after he was shot and cried out..

he looks fucking terrible

Other than that Christophers line about the Irish is the classic
 
#11
What about Livia's line about not answering the phone after dark? That one always makes me laugh.

And Paulie's delivery of the line when he loses his shoe in the snow in the Pine Barrens episode is just hysterical to me for some reason. He says it like a little kid whining to his parents.
 
#12
Paulie has most of the, but Tony has some good ones too. I liked the one from Chris's funeral about "3-5, 7-9...she never misses a funeral" because that's basically my grandma.
 

jagsfans

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#13
Another one from Pine Barrens "the guy was a fucking Interior Decorator"
 

bethm1b

person of interest
#14
Tony's mother when she found out he was in therapy " Psychiatry, that's just a racket for the Jews"
 

notmikeh

don't get any cucks on your wee
#15
I can think of 2. Episode 1 when tony runs the guy over guy the insurance company he says "what are you crying for? HMO your fucking covered."
and the second was lil' Vito's plop on the bathroom floor. no words just comedy
 

Lukin

Thats Terrific!!!
#16
Christophers stoned rant at Tony's mothers wake was classic
 

krap

complete tool
#17
Not the exact quote but..

Paulie - "Cats, them things are snakes with fur."
 

N.Y. Johnny

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#18
Another one from Pine Barrens "the guy was a fucking Interior Decorator"


Haha, yeah I remember that one. I like that line and the response from christopher I think, "His house looked like shit"
fucking Pine Barrens, I think there was also a funny line there when they shot that deer.
 

WhiteHonkyDevil

El hombre de los moleculos!
#20
I liked Paulie when he and Christopher were chasing Mikey Palmice through the woods at the end of season 1, and he's flipping out about the poison ivy.
 

Rattlehead

Hey Asshole Face!
#21
I liked Paulie when he and Christopher were chasing Mikey Palmice through the woods at the end of season 1, and he's flipping out about the poison ivy.
hell yeah, then in season 3 he goes to a psychic and mikey's ghost goes "how's the poison ivy?"

I love when Paulie throws the chair "Fuckinnnnn QUEERS!"
 

Mindslayer

Best in the Biz
#22
Uncle Junior always had the best lines, one of which was the following exchange with Tony from S2 as Junior recovered from the Big Casino:

Tony: 'Well, you look good, thats whats important'.

Junior: 'If youre gonna lie to me tell there's a broad in the car that wants to tongue my balls !'
 

WhiteHonkyDevil

El hombre de los moleculos!
#23
I forgot. Speaking of Uncle Junior, the whole exchange between Tony and Junior (on the golf course) about going down on chicks.

Those were some great lines.
 

badorties

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#24
tony: "You know what they say: Revenge is like serving cold cuts."
 

GoldenOne

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#25
Paulie: Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously.

Tony: What do you mean?

Paulie: They have both male and female sex organs. That's why somebody you don't trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?

Tony: Don't you think that expression would've come from Adam and Eve story? When the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple?

Paulie: Hey, snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.
 
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