Funny E-mail!

#1
Dear Consumers:

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 98 BROOKLYN
EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside Brooklyn.

If you have one of these, you may need some help understanding the commands.

The Brooklyn edition may be recognized by the unique opening screen.

It reads: "WINDAS 98," with a background picture of Grand Army Plaza.

When you start the program, instead of the usual "harpy, stringy" music, you
hear the theme from the Godfather. It is also shipped with a Sopranos screen
saver.

Please also note:

The Recycle Bin is labeled "Bedford Stuyvesant."
My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computer."
The Inbox is referred to as "The Trunk."
Deleted items are referred to as "Wacked," "Erased," or "Rubbed Out."
Dial up Networking is called "The Bar."
Control Panel is known as the "The Bosses."
Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "enhancing the family business"
and will actually maximize the program instead of shutting it down.
Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna friggin' believe this!" pops
up.

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN THE BROOKLYN EDITION:

Cancel..............Fugetaboutit
Reset...............Start Ova
Yes..................Yeah
No....................Nah
Find..................Put a contract out on
Help..................(Help is not available - yous don't need no stinking
help)
Stop..................Knock it off
Settings.............Here's the Rules

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the
BROOKLYN EDITION. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

Yous got a problem wit dat?
BILL ("4 eyes") GATES
 

MAVRIC305

I speak the human language
#2
That is fucking hysterical. That was sent to you? Dude send me a copy if so. I have to hook some of my friends up with that. Fucking funny as hell. :D Just in case Mavric305@aol.com.

[ 07-03-2001: Message edited by: MAVRIC305 ]
 

MAVRIC305

I speak the human language
#4
Thanks Ranma. I appreciate it.

On another note yesterday at the airport we shipped out a personal shipment of over 200 boxes for a Mr. Sotome. I started laughing. Just thought I'd share. :D
 

FOFOLINA

Registered User
#5
Damn that was some funny shit very cool email
 
#6
DAmmit, they mispelled my name again! Well at least i got my weed... Er uhm computer equipment. ;)
 

MAVRIC305

I speak the human language
#7
I was wondering why those dogs were barking. lol. Dude, what I would do for 200 boxes full of maryjane right now. I haven't smoked in a year. I have just been practicing alcoholism. :D Oh wait, 200 boxes of computer equipment. ;)
 

BabyBunni

Registered User
#9
what the heck happened here, all this weed convo is makin me sleepy, in fact I even feel nausiated. Smokin up is a complete waste of time, I'd rather just get drunk and fall asleep.
 

DIRTY_HARRY

Registered User
#10
Weed whats that???
I think drinking is cool but I never ever took the weed. lol um not me nope nope :confused: :)
 
#11
You what i noticed and DH im not talking about you. Anyone who tells you they never even tried smoking weed before is fucking lying there asses off. Trying smoking weed if part of growing up its part of life.
 

BabyBunni

Registered User
#12
I totally agree IOHN, I'm just sayin, smokin weed now is a total waste of time, and not to mention a waste of money.
 
#13
I stopped my weed smoking over a year ago, I think... I prefer a nice cole Corona now! :D
 
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