I was watching Leno today to get to the Jimmy bit and he had a joke during "Headlines" about a gross menu item and said, "I'll just have the salad..." After working in restaurants for years, I KNOW that the salad is not necessarily the safest option: I was waiting on three mid-20's women in a decent upscale restaurant and one of them just wanted our famous Caesar salad, but as a dinner to be served with the other two's entrees. T) N U U U C (Cheap For people not in the know, usually restaurants buy their dressings and such in huger than Costco size containers and pour them into more manageable containers to work with. At the end of the night, these smaller containers get wrapped with plastic and are brought out the next day. So these three chicks are part of the early crowd and the one with the Caesar happens to be first up and the 4 inch square of plastic wrap gets inadvertantly served in her salad. Naturally no one notices except her, when she pulls up her fork and screams, "EEEWWWW!!!" I turn around and it looks exactly what she thought it was, a big used condom soaked and on top of her salad. I run over and attempt to show her that it was just plastic, to no avail. Needless to say, they got all their meals comped, but I'll never forget that scream or the priceless look on her face!