Future Headline Game

lajikal

Registered User
#1
What will be the next major national news story played on all media outlets?

Famous celebrity death?
War!?
Shooting?
Epidemic?
Natural event?
Etc?
The more specific, the more e-cred you get.
 

caniseeyourtaint

Passive agressive douche
#3
Barack Obama: GUILTY!

Oh, you said on ALL media outlets. Not gonna happen.
 

Chino Kapone

Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?
#4
American B52 pilots enjoy their new ultra wide landing strips just north of the DMZ.

New Book to be released. North Korean dictator enjoying his time in Gitmo: A slanted perspective from a pair of eyes within Guantanamo Bay.

Former president Obama crowned prince of Kenya.

President Pelosi making America safe! Under the Pelosi act, anyone who has taken a tylenol and owns a gun shall be arrested.
 

MayrMeninoCrash

Liberal Psycopath
#5
Drunk Driver kills 22 kids on a School Bus......Assault Vehicle law being crafted in Congress.
 

Hog's Big Ben

Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
Donator
#6
Group of urban yoofs attack Caucasian unprovoked. Portrait mode video taken with Obamaphone appears on WorldstarHipHop. At end of altercation, video auteur turns camera towards own face and shouts, "Did you see dat shit, yo?!"
 
#7
not just headlines but Better headlines
 

ShooterMcGavin

Go back to your shanties.
#8
Young Person _______

Generic Human ________

White Cop kills Black Man

Human Defends Self Against Cop
 

Voodoo Ben

The African Dream
#10
Kim Kardashian goes to _______ with _______ and is swarmed by paparazzi

famous _______ makes intensive joke about _______ and is forced to apologize by _______ rights group

_______ has gained some weight

Lindsay Lohan gets slapped on the wrist again
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#11
____ Vigilante Felled By __ssa_e Board Post-Boasts
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#12
WWE Wrestler Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Commits Seppuku
 

ShooterMcGavin

Go back to your shanties.
#13
Unofficial Forum of "Shock Jock" Fans Shut Down for Treason
 
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