Future Headline Game

lajikal

Registered User
Aug 6, 2009
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What will be the next major national news story played on all media outlets?

Famous celebrity death?
War!?
Shooting?
Epidemic?
Natural event?
Etc?
The more specific, the more e-cred you get.
 

Chino Kapone

Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?
Jun 10, 2005
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American B52 pilots enjoy their new ultra wide landing strips just north of the DMZ.

New Book to be released. North Korean dictator enjoying his time in Gitmo: A slanted perspective from a pair of eyes within Guantanamo Bay.

Former president Obama crowned prince of Kenya.

President Pelosi making America safe! Under the Pelosi act, anyone who has taken a tylenol and owns a gun shall be arrested.
 

MayrMeninoCrash

Liberal Psycopath
Dec 9, 2004
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Drunk Driver kills 22 kids on a School Bus......Assault Vehicle law being crafted in Congress.
 

Hog's Big Ben

Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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Jul 28, 2005
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Group of urban yoofs attack Caucasian unprovoked. Portrait mode video taken with Obamaphone appears on WorldstarHipHop. At end of altercation, video auteur turns camera towards own face and shouts, "Did you see dat shit, yo?!"
 
Apr 30, 2011
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CLT
#7
not just headlines but Better headlines
 

ShooterMcGavin

Go back to your shanties.
May 25, 2005
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#8
Young Person _______

Generic Human ________

White Cop kills Black Man

Human Defends Self Against Cop
 

Voodoo Ben

You gotta wash your ass
Dec 5, 2010
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Kim Kardashian goes to _______ with _______ and is swarmed by paparazzi

famous _______ makes intensive joke about _______ and is forced to apologize by _______ rights group

_______ has gained some weight

Lindsay Lohan gets slapped on the wrist again
 

LiddyRules

I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy
Jun 1, 2005
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____ Vigilante Felled By __ssa_e Board Post-Boasts
 

ShooterMcGavin

Go back to your shanties.
May 25, 2005
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Unofficial Forum of "Shock Jock" Fans Shut Down for Treason