Future Headline Game


Registered User
What will be the next major national news story played on all media outlets?

Famous celebrity death?
Natural event?
The more specific, the more e-cred you get.


Passive agressive douche
Barack Obama: GUILTY!

Oh, you said on ALL media outlets. Not gonna happen.

Chino Kapone

Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?
American B52 pilots enjoy their new ultra wide landing strips just north of the DMZ.

New Book to be released. North Korean dictator enjoying his time in Gitmo: A slanted perspective from a pair of eyes within Guantanamo Bay.

Former president Obama crowned prince of Kenya.

President Pelosi making America safe! Under the Pelosi act, anyone who has taken a tylenol and owns a gun shall be arrested.


Liberal Psycopath
Drunk Driver kills 22 kids on a School Bus......Assault Vehicle law being crafted in Congress.

Hog's Big Ben

Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
Group of urban yoofs attack Caucasian unprovoked. Portrait mode video taken with Obamaphone appears on WorldstarHipHop. At end of altercation, video auteur turns camera towards own face and shouts, "Did you see dat shit, yo?!"
not just headlines but Better headlines


Go back to your shanties.
Young Person _______

Generic Human ________

White Cop kills Black Man

Human Defends Self Against Cop

Voodoo Ben

The African Dream
Kim Kardashian goes to _______ with _______ and is swarmed by paparazzi

famous _______ makes intensive joke about _______ and is forced to apologize by _______ rights group

_______ has gained some weight

Lindsay Lohan gets slapped on the wrist again


The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
____ Vigilante Felled By __ssa_e Board Post-Boasts

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
WWE Wrestler Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Commits Seppuku


Go back to your shanties.
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