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George Clooney arrested for being a douche

Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by BIV, Mar 16, 2012.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20579240,00.html
     
  2. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    It's fuckin' Kony putting the faggy ziptie cuffs on him! Get him! Get him!
     
  3. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Omar al-Bashir? Hey... that doesn't sound like an Englishman's name. Kirk told me that all of Africa's problems were caused by British exploitation.

    The government of Sudan? That can't be possible. The only thing oppressing the Africans and keeping them down is the British... Kirk said so.

    Hey, Kirk... you should give this Clooney fellow a call and straighten him out... he's got it all wrong.
     
  4. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    I've never seen a more punchable look of self-important contentedness.
     
  5. thekidslepthere

    thekidslepthere Registered User

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    He should of posted a video on youtube, maybe people would of cared.
     
  6. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Does he really think the guy is going to stop killing people because he got arrested?
     
  7. Atomic Fireball

    Atomic Fireball Well-Known Member
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    Wow he looks so brave and stoic in the face of this travesty of justice. You just know he's jizzing his Lamborghini-liberal pants, knowing he's Fightin' the Power and Takin' it to the Man.

    Somewhere in their subconscious these douches recognize the absurdity of the fame and riches they're afforded for play-acting in front of a greenscreen. So they seek out some melodramatic Meaningful Issue they can crusade for. And get arrested just like those protestors in Iran and Tiananmen Square, except they're released in 20 minutes and pay a fine equal to 0.00000001% of their net worth
     
  8. LilJimmyRbinson

    LilJimmyRbinson Best muppet ever

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    Yeah being against atrocities in Sudan is such a douche move. Him and the Situation should hang out.
     
  9. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    It's the methods, not the cause. Anyone who purposely gets himself arrested is a douche.
     
  10. Jacuzzi Billy

    Jacuzzi Billy Watching PTI
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    If I was famous, I would go to a Sonic with signs saying, "Let's eat some Kony Dogs!" Great publicity for Sonic, laughs all- around, good cause, and cheap cherry limeades from 2-4.
     
  11. Badfinger

    Badfinger I shot the sheriff

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    Cloony, meet your cellmate Bubba.
    Bubba, this is George.
     
  12. Wrecktum

    Wrecktum Tounge puncher of fart boxes

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    He should be in Sudan protesting.....
     
  13. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    So, people like this are against the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, but they want us to intervene in Sudan, against Kony, etc.

    So, it's only interventionist when you disagree. Got it.
     
  14. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    They're all hypocritical pieces of sub-human trash.
     
  15. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Who knew Sudan had a government?

    No, I haven't.

    I bet they would give you free sundaes and stuff if the gimmick worked as well as I'm betting it would.,
     
  16. lockjaaaaww

    lockjaaaaww All out of Bubble Gum.

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    You have millions of dollars, go find something better to do.
     
  17. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Clooney is a racist, he's only attacking Omar al-Bashir because he is black.
     
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    I wonder how much he paid to have this all setup? Look at the hero Michael Clayton! I mean Danny Ocean! Get it? He doesn't change characters movie to movie.
     
  20. NuttyJim

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    It's definitely set up, he just says that he's going to the embassy with the intention of being arrested. Notify press, police and it is quick 1,2,3. It's just a show for the cameras. It's just a fine, no jail time or threat of.
     
  21. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    I hate his dumb smirk and that he was hauled away in a secret service van. Throw him in real jail a couple hours and see if that smile goes away.
     
  22. d0uche_n0zzle

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    They should have done a cavity search on him. Just to be safe.
     
  23. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Looks more like Chris Rock to me.
     
  24. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Once again, the original is better than the sequel.
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  25. twiggy

    twiggy Livin the Dream!!!

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    WOW! He is so courageous and strong. A true inspiration to us all, stand up in the face of danger and not back down. Now thats a mans man and we could learn a lot from him. Wonder if he called The Dog to bail him out?
     

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